im back ,
god it wis gid
the concert !!!
recap ,
decided to drive down to manchester the nicht afore ,, the weather forecast wis grim ,
booked a hotel ,set off
5+ hrs drive in the worst conditions ive driven in fer a long time and hell im used tae bad conditions ,
blizzards , couldna see the road heavy snow ,, road wis a white oot , accidents , and closed junctions
but i git there
gets tae the airport ,, early flights cancelled ,, oors wis later so we were told it would go ,, plane wis waitin tae be de iced
the cases were already on the plane ,, , another 30. mins they said ,, so i thinks time fer a drink we,re goin
then the gates open ,an everyone dashes forward tae get on the plane ,
nae such luck ,sent tae baggage reclaim ,yer flights cancelled
but oor tillyfilly ,gits oot thae i phone ,,books us a hotel ,and transfers oor flight tae the next day ,
gits back tae the airport ,, all the early flight cancelled ,,
by now im gettin kinda glum ,,, we are not gonna get there !!
any hoo we did ,the flight wis ,, of course delayed ,, so it wis grab a taxi ,, git tae the hotel , quick change , git tae the concert
and thae oot come wis this
flights £ 200.00
hotels £400.00
taxis £70.00
tickets ,,fuck a cant remember
and fuck knows wit else
Q+AL PRICELESS
by now ye hiv all seen the vids ,,
so i dinna need to go there ,,but ,the place wis packed ,, they def allow more on the floor than the u,k venues dae
had great seats (tnx TF) an the viggo dome wis a (shit there,s cat hair all over ma keyboard )blow !!
ive got a hairy pussy
where wis i ye a great venue
anyho gettin back on topic
when niels solo came aboot , i said tae tilly ,, am off tae the bar ,, cos ive seen that bit afore
an we hiv run aboot like crazy tae git here, an i need a drink
git me a cider she says
so i takes off at agreat rate o knots doon thae stairs tae the bar ,,
spys a sign "smokers room " now dinna crash on me ,i smoke ,, so dives in ,, cos ,well one does ,
shit ,, "room stone " weel its amsterdam
now there,s this incredibly stunning looking ,young guy .says ,, "you like adam " and i had to take oot thae ear plugs tae here wit he wis sayin
, but they wisna ,real ear plugs cos i lost those in glasgae , and cos my hearin is goosed owing tae to many loud concerts ower thae years i do really need help ,, so i pulled the tips off twae ciggies ,an stuffed them in my ears ,best ear plugs ever
, silly question ,, do you like adam well
i flew here from scotland ,, turns out he,s gay , and had flown in from turkey tae see adam
so he shares his joint with me ,, then gets so excited tae meet an old biddy frae scot land whae is an adam fan,, he slips a wee baggie intae ma hand
thats gid stuff he says , an it wis were,s that smillie with burrlie eye,s
so i gets back tae ma seat ,, 3 ,mins later ,,nae cider ,but a wee baggie ,, an tilly s like where the fuck did ye get that in 3 min s
save me
SAVE ME am naked an im far frae home ,,that wis amazeballs
part 2 tommorow
the esculator an the fence