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Post by shev66 on Mar 31, 2011 15:06:57 GMT -5
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Post by cookie on Mar 31, 2011 15:06:59 GMT -5
OK- if I'm going to play this game, I'm going to have to admit I've never been drunk. That doesn't seem right somehow. I swear I'm a lot of fun at a party though.
Would you believe closest I ever came to being drunk was when I got myself tipsy at my own Tupperware party? I hate those things, got pushed into having one, so I made sure there were plenty of frozen dacquiri's.
My story does not hold up to anyone elses.
How about if I told you about the time I threw a party with a group of my friends and the man of my dreams showed up. He was an ass of a drunk, spent the whole night hitting on me, but was so falling down drunk that all he did was sleep on my couch.
My fantasies about that particular man were spoiled forever. It was as tragic as throwing up on a fireman I swear.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 15:07:17 GMT -5
Wow - I listened to Perez' story. He RELISHED telling that story.
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Post by HoppersSkippersMiners on Mar 31, 2011 15:07:38 GMT -5
Hey, watch out next time Hoppers brings out the carpetbag!!! Hey - I've worked with guys who's entire job it is to blow shit up!! Its a lot of fun! ;D That said, I **do** need to check the bottom of the carpetbag. Brb. |
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Post by aloha on Mar 31, 2011 15:09:48 GMT -5
OK- if I'm going to play this game, I'm going to have to admit I've never been drunk. That doesn't seem right somehow. I swear I'm a lot of fun at a party though. Would you believe closest I ever came to being drunk was when I got myself tipsy at my own Tupperware party? I hate those things, got pushed into having one, so I made sure there were plenty of frozen dacquiri's. My story does not hold up to anyone elses. How about if I told you about the time I threw a party with a group of my friends and the man of my dreams showed up. He was an ass of a drunk, spent the whole night hitting on me, but was so falling down drunk that all he did was sleep on my couch. My fantasies about that particular man were spoiled forever. It was as tragic as throwing up on a fireman I swear. OMG. So CUUUTE!!! |
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Post by 8toinfinity on Mar 31, 2011 15:09:56 GMT -5
Just read the thread. Thanks for the lunch time entertainment. Thought I was at an AA meeting for a minute. LOL
Personally, I'm NOT worried about Adam. Just hope Gaga isn't mad at him. Now, off to UN-FOLLOW Perze on Twitter and then get back to work.
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Post by aloha on Mar 31, 2011 15:11:44 GMT -5
Wow - I listened to Perez' story. He RELISHED telling that story. Yeah. He's a real Perze (tm: zinnia) |
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Post by mszue on Mar 31, 2011 15:13:02 GMT -5
I was one of those people so ready to believe that Perez was a changed man and that we should give him the benefit of the doubt.
MY BAD....the guy is an utter douche and I am embarassed that I actually sympathized with him for a short while. There was absolutely no need to go on with that story...true or not. It was not 'pulled' out of him....he offered it and relished in it. There is a reason for the saying that a leopard doesn't change its spots....I hate being made a fool of and that is what he makes me feel like. sigh
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Post by jamie on Mar 31, 2011 15:13:23 GMT -5
realstevegray @atomicdawn oh fuck perez. The biggest bully of them all. The thing that bugged me while listening to Perez tell his tale was the glee in his voice when he talked about how he and all the cool kis were so mortified and running away from him. Then trying to make Lambert a catch phrase for bad behavior. He's just like the head bitch of the junior high school mean girls club. Not drunk but morning after hungover story... I went to gas station and was still so out of it I drove away with the nozzle still in my car. There was a lake of gas in the lot that was spreading by the minute and dozens of people staring at me when the three fire trucks arrived. Meanwhile, the owner was screaming at me that he was going to put me in jail but when the police showed up he asked the owner if I gave him my insurance info, when he said yes the officer winked and told me I was free to go. I still love that man. Proud day indeed. :-/ |
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Post by seoulmate on Mar 31, 2011 15:14:26 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D OMG.... LMAOOOOOOO..... This is too much!!!!!! SAVE THE CEILINGS!!!!   |
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