Give me a licence to be openly sexual and I'll tell you in great detail what I think about his hair down, scruffy look. And every time I say I have no words, that actually means that I do, but they are x rated. Waterworks, up AND down.. Perfection. Adam, I mean.
I heard Trespassing in my local store today.
I've read those words many times here and I could never get what the fuss was about, especially in US. If it was an exotic location, then maybe the excitement would be understandable.
Plus, I thought that I was out of my 'head over heels' phase for Adam. No longer a newbie, I thought my stanning was in pretty cool and calm waters, nice and steady. Pure enjoyment. Ha ha - I now strongly recommend jumping to anything else rather than conclusions...
I got knocked over TWICE in a few days. BAM! The friggin' Melvin - I lost it, completely. The things it did to me... Half of physiology books would not cover the explanation of my physical reaction. I really haven't felt that for a while. Excitement, yes. But this kind of gasping for air thing... It turned me on, for realz.
And today, BAM! again: while I was peacefully contemplating the advantages of vermicelli versus spaghettini noodles in Pekabeta ( local food store) , Trespassing started blasting from the speakers! My first time, ever, ever, eva!!!!
I froze. My heart banged against my rib cage, and my cheeks went beet root red. My lips stretched in the sappiest smile ever. I inconspicuously glanced around, trying to count how many witnesses of my complete melt down there were. No one noticed, lol. I started moving again, my heart rate came back to normal, but... my smile stayed there throughout the rest of my shopping and paying, way after the song ended. It felt so good! So, so good.
From now on, when you say: I heard [any Adam song] in store today, know that you'll get a huge conspiratorial smirk from me. #ICU #itsaglambertthing
AND, to top it all, I log on to his bedroom, i-just-had-a-shower-and-couldn't-be-bothered-to-blow-dry, wanna-feel-how-soft-my-hair/beard-is, put-your-fingers-through-it kind of sexy hair fabulousness...plus the hot Melvin... D.E.D. Totally, completely, DED!!!!!
