Wait. Ya'll are doing WACKY predictions today??! Hmm well that explains some stuff LOL
Ok I am bored enough, I wanna play.
Here are my WACKY, CRAZY, TOTALLY NOT PLAUSIBLE PREDICTIONS FOR ALBUM 3.
The album will be titled : FU Radio. It will have 24 tracks on it and be a special double album. It will include the following smash singles:
The first single will be "Radio Didn't Kill The Reality Star (Eff Off)" and will be a rallying pop rock banger with an 80s new wave flair (it will sample a bit of The Buggles Video Killed the Radio Star) and have a reggae inspired breakdown featuring Beanie Man. It will be a smash hit selling 3.5 million singles and the song will be featured in a series of television ads for Microsoft.
"Glitter Bomb (Get It On) will be a sexy dance floor song that's ultra modern and be a duet with Rihanna. It will go on to sell 6 million singles and the sexy music video where they both roll around nekkid in a kiddie pool full of glitter will be banned in several countries but rack up a record breaking amount of VEVO views and earn them 4 MTV VMA awards.
"Ride My Melvin" the third smash single will be super sexy and dirty gritty rock song with a sexy base line and some electric elements. It's shockingly dirty and requires a heavy radio edit and is remixed featured Beyonce and Missy Elliott. Both versions combined sell 10 million singles and the video is a Gaga style epic clusterfuck of WTF psychedelic visuals that set a new standard in music video making.
By the time his fourth single rolls around he has had so much success he could pretty much do whatever the fuck he wants so his fourth smash single is called "Smell It" and combines David Guetta-esque dance music blaring underneath the sound of his own farts. The music video is released in Smell-O-Vision and is used in a ad campaign for Beano.
His fifth single is called "That's Right Bitches" and is ten minutes worth of him wailing to the backing track of whale sounds. It is nominated for record/album of the year and ofc he wins. In his acceptance speech he thanks his family, friends, his glamberts and goes on a ten minute rant about blood diamonds in Africa and the plight of the endangered rhino. He is pulled offstage and has to endure a media firestorm which only helps to sell more records.
After the controversy he goes on SNL and makes fun of himself and performs his 6th single "There's A Mantis in My Pantis" which he wrote as a shout out exclusively to me and everyone who loves MST3K who are the only ones who get the reference. It is a smash, of course, and his appearance is a win and redeems him in the public eye. He then goes on to perform on EVERY major award show, winning ALL the AMA'S, VMA'S, People's and Kids Choice and Grammy awards.
Later on in the year he re releases his album with previously unheard tracks and bonus material including a Queen-esque track called "Up In The Air" with Brian and Roger that's used for a movie starring Leo Dicaprio which subsequently gets nommed for--and WINS--an Academy award. Adam and Queen perform at the Oscars and get a standing O and Steven Spielberg is so impressed with him he casts him as Judas in the remake of Jesus Christ Superstar he is about to make.
When all is said and done he wins all the awards, sells all the records and everyone is kissing his ass. He makes 5 gajillion dollars and buys a castle in france and retires there with Sauli and his pet orangutan Bon Bon to start working on album 4.
~FIN~
