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Post by katycake on Sept 8, 2013 13:38:22 GMT -5
I got drunk to write you darlings this fantasy in the form of a short story I hope you appreciate the fruits of my effort ------------------------
So we're all going about our daily lives, shopping and swinging our hips and whatnot, a generally good time is being had by all.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 13:43:34 GMT -5
I got drunk to write you darlings this fantasy in the form of a short story I hope you appreciate the fruits of my effort ------------------------
So we're all going about our daily lives, shopping and swinging our hips and whatnot, a generally good time is being had by all.
BUT SUDDENLY
A fleet of cruisers from the planet Zarphiles 9 appears from the sky whoaaa
A cruiser lands in some important place and a crowd of spectators gather to witness first contact with bated breath and glee (see what I did there)
President Barack Obama steps out the front of the crowd towards the cruiser as a flight of steps shoots out from the underside of the cruiser
A FLASH OF LIGHT
King Xornon of Zarphiles 9 steps towards the crowd! He and President Barack Obama shake hands as is customary
Also in that crowd is a humble singer by the name of Adam Lambert (insert gap for applause) who, upon seeing the alien overlord, lets out a scream of delight and surprise: "whoa-oa-oa-oa-oaaaayeAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Xornon's antennae shoot up!
"Which of you humans just hit that sweet, sweet, orgasmic E5??" he asks
The crowd all look in the direction of Mr. Lambert
Xornon approaches the singer curiously
"It doesn't matter what note it was  Did it sound cool?"
Xornon falls to his knees
"The chosen one!!"
A crowd of aliens swarm Herr Lambert and parade him through the city as he sings a triumphant version of "We Are the Champions"
They then make him the ambassador of Earth and give him a pretty cool jacket Adam turns to the camera, grinning
"More like Glambassador!"
oh and Lay Me Down is released as a single
The En I don't want to encourage drinking...lol.. but this is a HOOT! I'm laughing so hard..go Glampoon! ![]() ![]() ![]() (there goes my alien theme..  ) ETA: Apologies for requoting the whole essays so far. My delight factor got in the way of my brain factor...  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 13:51:52 GMT -5
Lets each continue Glampoons story in 140 characters or less:
Meanwhile back on Zarphiles 9 advisers to the King wonder "When was Xornon last on earth? ‘ Zippidy answers “about 31-32 years ago, why?”
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 13:58:14 GMT -5
So if this has been discussed and I missed it - delete I will Adam with the headphones listening to favorites A LAD INSANE Then there is this reference : news.radio.com/2013/06/21/not-fade-away-stevie-ray-vaughan-double-trouble-texas-flood-anniversary/"And yet, it was in this climate that Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble emerged and turned a new generation on to the blues. Funnily enough, Vaughan benefited from an artist that MTV was giving lots of airtime to: David Bowie. Vaughan had been hired at the guitarist for Bowie’s mega-successful comeback album, Let’s Dance, which helped to pave the way for his solo career." All roads keep coming back to Bowie.And - FWIW - Nile produced that collab of Bowie and Stevie Ray Vaughan... And there you have it......or maybe it's just that whole six-degrees-of-separation thing ??? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 14:03:46 GMT -5
Lets each continue Glampoons story in 140 characters or less: Meanwhile back on Zarphiles 9 advisers to the King wonder "When was Xornon last on earth? ‘ Zippidy answers “about 31-32 years ago, why?” Screen cuts to Xornon on his Earth throne waiting for the latest TALC vids |
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Post by adamme on Sept 8, 2013 14:06:01 GMT -5
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Post by DancyGeorgia on Sept 8, 2013 14:40:42 GMT -5
I think Adam is doing his damndest to tell us something, A LAD INSANE Always Listening Double Trouble Sangin  Adam is recording a duet with Bowie which he has wanted to do since he first heard Diamond Dogs as a child! An actual duet with Bowie would be wonderful! But another possibility would be that these are hints to what Adam is singing on Glee. All of the Glee songs are recorded in a studio and they lip-sync during filming. So he could be recording the Glee songs now. |
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Post by lilybop2010 on Sept 8, 2013 14:47:30 GMT -5
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Post by bamafan on Sept 8, 2013 14:56:32 GMT -5
Hey juniemoon...our resident expert on all things Elvis....whataya think about MarwinLambert's idea? Something Bowie or something Elvis....either would be fantastic!
Glampoon and Murly....Loved both of your fantasies!!!
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Post by Kamar on Sept 8, 2013 14:58:03 GMT -5
The Roller Coaster Series : Day 126
OK so , Here's my Adam Lambert career FANtasy :
Perfume :
All of these years , Adam has been secretly working in an underground laboratory with a group of crazy scientists , trying to invent a perfume that has the fierce essence or Glitter , Leather , and Studs . They want to invent a perfume bottle that plays your fave song everytime you spray from it , and they are working on the perfect chemical equation that makes the perfume give you the confidence of a "Fabulous Diva" when you spray it on .
The name ? "RAK STAR"
Adam wanted to name it either "For Your Nostrils' Entertainment" , or "Trespassing Your Nose"
But the Perfume company did not agree . Adam is still heartborken .
Acting on a Major Movie :
Putting the Heartache aside , Adam is also secretly ending deals of him acting a major role in a new James Cameron Movie , an Action/Comedy movie , that also will have Brad Pitt , Leo DiCaprio , and Jonnhy Depp as main stars .
The movie is yet to be named . James turned down Adam's idea of naming the movie "OMG , OMFG" because of course , those were Adam's words when he knew he was gonna act with one of his celeb crushes , Leo DiCaprio .
Adam still can't sleep at night .
How do you guys explain all those IG likes in the middle of the night ? The man is Hyperactive , LOL !
Of course , James wants Adam to sing the movie's Original song , but there are arguments around that , cause James wants the song to be country .
Adam does not approve .
But I'm sure they'll come to a mutual agreement .
Nude Art :
Adam agrees to do an artistic nude Photoshoot (although not risky like Gaga's , The photoshoot will be tasteful and artistic)
The photos will be all B&W , save for his Blue eyes , and they will be sold , and each time a person purchases a photo , the money the person pays will be donated to a charity of the persons's choice , could be "charity:water" , or "the trevor project" ....
But ofcourse people like me , will just die from dehydration . (drooling can be dangerous)
Or a heart attack . Or rainbow overdose .
Double Trouble :
Adam is currently recording his "Dream DuetS" with the one and only David Bowie .
Nile Rodgers and Brian May will collaborate on these trackS , whether in Playing guitar , or producing , or writing lyrics .
(notice the "S" here ? Yes , I AM greedy)
A wining Quartet .
Glee :
Adam will have a very big and significant role on "Glee" , and his perfect acting will get him a "Golden Globe" .
The best part ? Adam's sidekick , Melvin (yes , that hairy creature on Adam's face) will have a plot and story on Glee . Melvin will be Glee's narrator , and will get an award for "Best Inanimate Narrator on a TV series"
The rising star ,Melvin will also have a singing credit , as he will cover Adam Lambert's song , "Underneath"
Guys , stop judging Melvin , he is a sensitive gal underneath all the glamour . Or lack thereof .
Melvin has feelings , everybody .
LEAVE MELVIN ALOOOONE !!!
Adamtopia :
And suddenly , it turns out that Adam has known about Adamtopia all along , and he totally loves us . So he arranges to invite us all to private event . We'll arrive on Private Jets , to an event that involves a private show with Adam , singing all his songs for us , and then singing covers of songs we want .
He will even sing some of his unreleased songs , and some A3 songs , too .
I will kindly ask him to belly dance for me , Adam will happily oblige .
Some other pervert Atopian (might be me) will ask him to Strip-Tease . Adam , asks us to turn our cameras off , and starts dancing and stripping , leaving Kamar very wide-eyed . And my jaw on the floor .
A sneaky Atopian will record the show with a secret hidden camera .
Adam and Adamtopa's dirty little secret .
In mid-Strip-Tease , I'll pass out due to ~extreme emotions~ , and Adam , being the gentleman he is , runs from the stage (still naked) , and starts giving me Mouth-to-Mouth resucitation . I wake up , get myself together , but then after I realize it's Adam (a nekkid Adam nonetheless) who's giving me CPR , I fake passing out just so he keeps doing it , LOL .
I smile tho , that's when Adam realizes it's fake .
Thankfully , he ain't mad about it , he says I'm a great actor , and that he wants me in his next music video . I puke rainbows .
We will interview Adam , asking him all kinds of hilarious questions , we will all laugh together !!
And last , but not least , each one of us will have a personal M&G . An autograph , a hug , some pictures with Adam by Lee Cherry , and I will show him my drawings , and gift him a beautiful necklace , He will gift me one of his necklaces in return , as a souvenir .
The End Of Melvin :
Adam will someday shave his Melvin and sell it for charity .
I will buy it and I will kill that thing with fire so it dies forever . Melvin's tortured soul will haunt me for the rest of my life , but at least the rest of the Glam Nation will be happy .
Anything for the sake of my nation .
I feel like Mulan or something , LOL !!
So , these are my whacky thoughts . Not meant to offend anybody , It's all a joke , I made them for you guys to laugh !
And if it's not funny , oh well , but they are not serious 
Nothing is serious , actually ..
Except the Adamtopia/Adam thing . I would sell my soul to the Devil for that thing to come true !! DAMN !!
Q3 , you said 500 words ... I got carried away . It was so much fun writing it , though !!
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