10.11.13 'A Katy or A Gaga' GLEE Promo Vid and Caps

weel ive a wee story tae tell ye all

last night i stayed in the city with ma bff

  there a wis in the kitchen cookin dinner (cos she canna cook) an left her sat in front o, the telly

 well she is hevin this torrid affair, we someone she shoudna be involved with ,but this is after 20,yrs o, marriage with a borin drunk
  i offered a few times tae shove him doon the stairs , we coulda said he tripped ,!!

then i looked in an she wis watchin this prog  the " sex box " cos she wants tae be mare skilled at it, sex tae impress the yin she shouldna be sha****

    this prog  starts off with couples who discribe there sex life , then go into the box ,have sex then come oot an tell everyyin whit they did (now last nicht wis the first time i had seen it)

  there were 2 gay guys on the prog  ,i missed that bit cos i wis cookin,

    so she says tae me .."do you know how gays have sex (speaks posh cos she,s edinburgh an theyre aye posh there)

     DO I KNOW HOW GAYS HAVE SEX !!!

     me - hummph sort of  why ,

        bff - you do know its not all about penetration,

      me -weel i kinnda know a little   (trying tae stiffle the giggles ,cos i had sank thae cookin sherry weel it wis that o. the cider vinegar)

 if only she kent how much i know thanks tae atop ,rusty nails an all  (oops thats a drink) i ken far mare aboot drink

 an of course a hiv read some o that fanfics , an got a rare education ,in helsinki ,when some of thae atop members ,brought youporn up on there i phones 

 SOPHIEB  wis there ,her eyes were oot on stalks ,

   whit i hiv learnd frae this fandom!!!