|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 14, 2011 21:26:42 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 15, 2011 3:01:29 GMT -5
Shaken Up In VegasBy Jacob | Season 9 | Episode 31 | Aired on 2010.04.14 Results: Top 9 Minus 2 - Not a shock elimination among them, but at least the guest singers were awful this week. Next week: Alicia Keys. Yeah. www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/results_top_9_minus_2.php
Adam Lambert performs Whataya Want From Me on American Idol 2010
HD 720p
...Ryan and Adam did everything they could to fuel the unlikely rumors that they are doing it; Jane Lynch is a sex god and that's what you missed on American Idol.
So last night Ryan kept talking about Vegas and every time he said it my brain bleeped over it because Vegas is disgusting and my mind won't tolerate it. And then more of that tonight, and I still don't know why it's a factor except maybe they went there to see Adam, who then... Came back to LA to see them? Mentoring is a very complicated business on this show, which is why they only invite seasoned professionals like Wily Miley and a Jonas Brother to do it.
...Adam Lambert will get his Gaga on, and then two bastards are going home.
www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/results_top_9_minus_2.php
Crystal is safe, and does something queer with a harmonica to celebrate. Perhaps she, like Adam last night, is high.
Adam Lambert teleports onto the stage in a column of swirling green light and rainbow lens flares in the darkness. It would seem that smoke machines and lens flares are yet another thing Adam can make do entirely new things you've never seen before. It looks like a chemistry experiment with different space liquids, taking place at the end of a wormhole to Planet WTF. By the time the song kicks in -- it's a pretty good song -- the stage has pretty much gone crazy, but in this weird murky way where it's more like nothing is happening onstage at all. It's a laser show, yeah, but I feel like the desired effect was something else entirely.
www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/results_top_9_minus_2.php?page=4
Would you say this is the perfect song Adam envisioned when he wanted to make a record? I always wonder about that, and he's such a special little individual that it could be literally anything and I'd buy it. Mazurka, fine. Bagpipes would not go amiss. But there's this sort of space-synth sub-Bravery thing happening... It's real nice but I kind of expected a beat of some kind. The drums here are generic rock fills and basic timekeeping, and it's distractingly normal. I'm not asking for house music or Gaga, but if this feels old and boring and stadium it's because of the lack of percussional forethought.
Well, he's pretty balls-out so I can't see him going with the producers and doing whatever they say, but it's still not... Dog and pony laser show to distract you from the essential budget cardboardness of the song. That's not Adam -- especially not after the last two or three weeks of really exciting guest appearances (like Diddy and Derulo and even Rihanna) -- and is sort of the main reason I forget about them once they're off the show. It's a choice, because of things like this. He'll have his Kelly Clarkson moment, his "Battlefield" or whatever, but if this is his "Breakaway" I can be okay with that for a year or more. Especially if he's making money because he deserves a bunch of money.
www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/results_top_9_minus_2.php?page=5
|
|
|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 15, 2011 3:15:08 GMT -5
When We Tell You That We Hate YouBy Jacob | Season 10 | Episode 17 | Aired on 2011.03.11 13th Worst Person Eliminated - Dirty Diddy Money, Adam Lambert and a little bit of the old shock-boot. www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/13th_worst_person_eliminated.php
Facts & Things
1. Tonight's musical guests will be Adam Lambert, and Diddy Dirty Money.
www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/13th_worst_person_eliminated.php
Adam looks pretty great, and there's like acoustic everything and it's... You know how that boy in NYC died and it was so sad and everybody was being such jerks about the other kids involved and whatever, and then everybody wrote the same song about how being gay is great? Katy Perry and P!nk and Ke$ha, and then somehow Lady Gaga got lost on the way to that party because she was making all the good and evil come out of her space vagina? It's that song, okay, but Lambert style. Which is like Lambert to the power of Lambert if you see what I mean.
It's not that I don't support every single part of this -- obviously I do, gay teens are my homies -- but I do think it's funny that we culturally have turned the 2011 corner into a world where now everybody's Alanis Morrisette and all the songs are like, "Remember that you are not alone; that bullying is shitty but also turns you into a person; that Bruno thinks you are amazing just the way you are; that Gary Go wants you to say that you are wonderful."
I cannot wait until REM and Bono and Sting get in on this shit, because then Coldplay will do it. Actually Coldplay already went there a long time ago. All of their songs are already It Gets Better songs. I predict an Ugly Kid Joe backlash-reunion next year at the latest. Well, not really, because I think this is just the next step of Oprah turning the world into Oprah and that one day we will all be Oprah and we will dwell in Oprah surrounded and enfolded and enlivened by Oprah.
www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/13th_worst_person_eliminated.php?page=3
Ryan and Adam are super cute all over the place, and Adam Lambert's band are all from some kind of alien Iceland/Robyn place. Then Adam explains the message of the song, which isn't really necessary but takes a lot of words anyhow, and Ryan casually mentions some charitable act having to do with the message of the song and It Gets Better, and then... Some pop cultural shit happens that I am just completely lost in where J. Lo and Adam do a dance and then everybody does a dance and Ryan knows the dance but nobody will actually do the dance. Except like Stefano and Ashthon, if you know what I mean, because they are down for anything. They've only got one button: ON/OFF.
Then J. Lo is uninterested in all of this suddenly, in a very "You're not allowed to talk to me like we're friends" way toward Lambert, but I still don't know what's going on. I stopped getting Entertainment Weekly and now I have no idea what anything is.
What is this dance? Why is it funny? Why does everybody know this dance? Is there a station where they show music videos and you could learn this dance? Is it just YouTube now? What is this dance? Why are they talking about the dance? j/k I totally don't care. Karen's in the B3, and then we lock them doors and dim them lights so Lauren, Ashthon and Haley can come down to the stage.
www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/13th_worst_person_eliminated.php?page=4
|
|
|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 15, 2011 3:54:40 GMT -5
ADAM
|
|
|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 15, 2011 4:13:00 GMT -5
ADAM
|
|
|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 15, 2011 4:24:52 GMT -5
 WORK PAGE MISC
GO TO PAGE 23 OR 25
If you're looking for the latest sex tape, try news & info.
For the really old ones, try Pre-Idol.
Under construction, please don't post here Thank you.i55.tinypic.com/2v96ka9 |
|
|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 15, 2011 4:28:38 GMT -5
ADAM
|
|
|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 15, 2011 4:30:38 GMT -5
ADAM
|
|
|
|
Post by marie23 on Sept 15, 2011 4:35:45 GMT -5
4Msrmyn Thanks for all of these, takes a lot of work and so appreciative of them. Just spent the last 2 hrs reading the Jacob recaps. I'm wondering if anyone saved the Adam parts of Jacob recaps when Adam came back and mentored for Season 9. Someone said that they were gone now, wondering if it's still there or not.
|
|
|
|
Post by 4Ms on Sept 15, 2011 5:44:33 GMT -5
ADAM
|
|
