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Post by didilynn on Apr 22, 2011 23:54:30 GMT -5
AHEM For the record, per the blanket restraining order as drawn up along Mr. Neil Lambert's guidelines: There is to be no touching of Mr. Adam Mitchel Lambert of any kind. No touching, no petting, no licking. Also, do not make direct eye contact or yell and hurt his ears. Mr. Lambert wants you to know that he is, in fact, aware that he: a) is the most talented vocalist since (fill in the blank) or, alternately, ever. b) has changed your life c) made you want to listen to music again d) had you at 'Mama' e) all of the above Mr. Lambert has authorized his representatives to convey the following: "Awww, you're so sweet and I love you all." Now, please step back behind the yellow line; Mr. Lambert has headlines to make and those scandals aren't going to incite themselves. If you have cupcakes, fling them now. LMAO forever - but SO true! |
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Post by glamnana on Apr 22, 2011 23:54:57 GMT -5
AHEM For the record, per the blanket restraining order as drawn up along Mr. Neil Lambert's guidelines: There is to be no touching of Mr. Adam Mitchel Lambert of any kind. No touching, no petting, no licking. Also, do not make direct eye contact or yell and hurt his ears. Mr. Lambert wants you to know that he is, in fact, aware that he: a) is the most talented vocalist since (fill in the blank) or, alternately, ever. b) has changed your life c) made you want to listen to music again d) had you at 'Mama' e) all of the above Mr. Lambert has authorized his representatives to convey the following: "Awww, you're so sweet and I love you all." Now, please step back behind the yellow line; Mr. Lambert has headlines to make and those scandals aren't going to incite themselves. If you have cupcakes, fling them now.  |
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Post by seoulmate on Apr 22, 2011 23:57:40 GMT -5
AHEM For the record, per the blanket restraining order as drawn up along Mr. Neil Lambert's guidelines: There is to be no touching of Mr. Adam Mitchel Lambert of any kind. No touching, no petting, no licking. Also, do not make direct eye contact or yell and hurt his ears. Mr. Lambert wants you to know that he is, in fact, aware that he: a) is the most talented vocalist since (fill in the blank) or, alternately, ever. b) has changed your life c) made you want to listen to music again d) had you at 'Mama' e) all of the above Mr. Lambert has authorized his representatives to convey the following: "Awww, you're so sweet and I love you all." Now, please step back behind the yellow line; Mr. Lambert has headlines to make and those scandals aren't going to incite themselves. If you have cupcakes, fling them now.  DO NOT LIKE YELLOW LINES.  |
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Post by midwifespal on Apr 22, 2011 23:57:52 GMT -5
43 pp? What the hell happened? I've been out--somebody fill me in! Is this the twitter count thing? Or is it Mika's fault for his funnies?
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Post by glittergma on Apr 22, 2011 23:59:06 GMT -5
Well, Mika....all I have to say is........ ***FUCK the yellow line*** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Oops...n/m me...  |
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Post by hoopla1 on Apr 22, 2011 23:58:43 GMT -5
HEY, BTW, MIKA...YA DIDN'T SAY NO SNIFFING! SO WE CAN STILL SNIFF HIM, RIGHT? THAT'S ALL I WANT, JUST A LITTLE SNIFF!
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Post by hoopla1 on Apr 23, 2011 0:01:18 GMT -5
Well, Mika....all I have to say is........ ***FUCK the yellow line*** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Oops...n/m me... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Now, that's the spirit, Glittergma! We don't need no stinkin' rules! |
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Post by mika on Apr 23, 2011 0:02:11 GMT -5
AHEM For the record, per the blanket restraining order as drawn up along Mr. Neil Lambert's guidelines: There is to be no touching of Mr. Adam Mitchel Lambert of any kind. No touching, no petting, no licking. Also, do not make direct eye contact or yell and hurt his ears. Mr. Lambert wants you to know that he is, in fact, aware that he: a) is the most talented vocalist since (fill in the blank) or, alternately, ever. b) has changed your life c) made you want to listen to music again d) had you at 'Mama' e) all of the above Mr. Lambert has authorized his representatives to convey the following: "Awww, you're so sweet and I love you all." Now, please step back behind the yellow line; Mr. Lambert has headlines to make and those scandals aren't going to incite themselves. If you have cupcakes, fling them now. Just so you know.............I have ALWAYS been a rule breaker ;D But, thanks for reminding me of the rules  I love party days!!!!!!!!! We should do this everyday! Well, as Mr. Lambert does live by "Fuck The Rules" as his personal motto, he appreciates your position and will likely respond with a hug. While he is not a whore, he is a bit of hug slut. And he enjoys leading an army of motivated, intelligent, loyal, and alarmingly wily followers. (I think we may be the Borg of fandom - but cuter and with a sense of humor.) |
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Post by HoppersSkippersMiners on Apr 23, 2011 0:04:22 GMT -5
[grins; starts to hand midwifespal a champagne lolly]
[pauses; blows off blue glitter while waving away an errant golden soap bubble]
Yup. That twitter thing! ;D
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