5.16.11 Adam News & Info

Twitter is cracking me up about the Miranda Lambert story!

LightLoveAdam Just an Adam Fan
Is there any limit to #cray? bit.ly/maS3G9 MAJOR #facepalm...

insomniac19

@adamlambert So you know that line in 'Dick In A Box' about backstage at the CMA's? Just remember your new bride is a lady...

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AlohaPF
And isn't Miranda a lucky girl? Adamant only picked her wedding dress (leather and French lace). He also did her makeup!!


Charly
by Scorpios4Adam
LOL RT @orchidas: P.erez must be sobbing now. First blue balls now, fisting in ceilings and now he lost out to Miranda.
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Susie Fierce
If he goes back IN; they'll put him on cover RT vistadiva: OUT Magazine is going to have a lot of shit to say 'bout AFL marrying a woman.

insomniac19
Adam got married IN THE FUTURE to Miranda Lambert. Unicorn prince, y'all...I'm just sayin...

Scorpios4Adam Linda
I had to cap that just incase they fixed it. #naughtylittleminx @adamlambert twitpic.com/4ykb6g

mindchnger
lol watch Adam think we're being serious, prompting another #yaygay tweet or series of tweets
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AlohaPF
Of course it makes perfect sense. Adam, being the kind person he is, was advising Miranda on wardrobe. One thing led to another....

Scorpios4Adam Linda
Adam and Miranda's Wedding Announcement ~ Adam you've been holding out on us again. (: twitpic.com/4ykb6g

insomniac19
LMAO! RT @quailing: RT @tarted_up Somewhere in a studio in LA, Sauli is recording a tearful cover of "Jolene" as we speak..

insomniac19
Totes. Music Brangelina RT @asherly89: Adam and Miranda Lambert are the new Brad and Angelina. #truefact

insomniac19
Brilliant. RT @spreckles: So Adam dissing Miranda's dress was all a ploy to get her in his pants? Ooh Blake will be really mad this time.

mindchnger
Adam, a wedding.... way to spend even more of Cook's money!

insomniac19
LOL! This is such a tragic story of love and loss. RT @thespindleshay: Poor Sauli. :(

Susie Fierce
Oh c'mon Adam, all this should rate at least one #RumorControl tweet ...

sexynarwhal kristen
@thespindleshay I'm sure Adam will keep him as his piece on the side.

adamsheroin Amanda Playwith
by TheSpindleshay
Adam: Whataya want from meee? Miranda: Love Letters on wet paperrrrr Adam: Baby you know that maybeee it's time for miraaacles.

insomniac19
True. RT @mamadeb1963: @insomniac19 He should also confirm not fathering Rebecca Black's baby and if he has braces.

sexynarwhal kristen
Idk why this is making me lol so much. This is better than the article that mistakenly identified him as getting killed in Burbank.

TheSpindleshay The Spindleshay
Poor Sauli. :(

tuke18 Darla
Too funny! #woops! RT @rsmtt_: LMAO Forever!! bit.ly/jTSx63 I can't ever ...... :D

mindchnger
lol they still haven't corrected it www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/miranda-lamberts-wedding-pictures-set-to-be-released_1219248

SusieFierce Susie Fierce
@mamadeb1963 Well, the one bright side, if he dumped Rebecca for Miranda; the offspring is more likely to be able to sing @insomniac19

Alikat1323 Ali K.
So @adamlambert got married to Miranda Lambert on May 21st of 2011. I'm so excited to see the pics in the mags. #timetravelFTW ;-P

sexynarwhal kristen
@adamlambert so I hear you're going to Nashville for your honeymoon? How fuuuuuuuun.

LightLoveAdam Just an Adam Fan
RT kms15423: Miranda Lambert | Miranda Lambert's Wedding Pictures Set To Be Released | Contactmusic http://bi… (cont) deck.ly/~GpoJi

ileannePF Pat
by 14gelly
RT @scorpios4adam: @adamlambert Bet you didn't know you got married over the weekend, hey? bit.ly/jTS… (cont) deck.ly/~044P7

mamadeb1963 Debra Baker
@insomniac19 He should also confirm not fathering Rebecca Black's baby and if he has braces.

citygirl36 Nadine
by Scorpios4Adam
SusieFierce @kittykay3 that was probably Sauli's plan all along. Lovin him some Blake

mindchnger mindchnger
$20 says Adam rocked his Col. Sanders look for the wedding... hey, it's Southern!

HannaBec Hanna B
Assless chaps. RT citygirl36: shit should we get @adamlambert a wedding present? Guess he'll need like, a pick up truck or something now

mamadeb1963 Debra Baker
Plus he can help her with her hair and makeup and give her fashion tips so no one disses her on a red carpet. I hear that happened.

Scorpios4Adam Linda
THIS SO MUCH!!!! RT @vudubird Miranda must be the baby mama

mamadeb1963 Debra Baker
I think it's very smart for Miranda to marry Adam. She won't have to change her name and they're in different genres. Nods.

TheSpindleshay The Spindleshay
lolol RT citygirl36: shit should we get @adamlambert a wedding present? Guess he'll need like, a pick up truck or something now

SusieFierce Susie Fierce
Rhinestone cowboy? RT citygirl36: shit should we get @adamlambert a wedding present? Guess he'll need like, a pick up truck or something

SusieFierce Susie Fierce
Hahaha! @adamlambert has been a busy man this weekend. RT @kittykay3: citygirl36 Maybe Blake Shelton and Sauli can console each other.

insomniac19 insomniac19
ALL of Adam's @replies are congratulating him on the wedding. LOL!

insomniac19 insomniac19
Clearly. RT @bdwaydiva1: Obvs the wedding to Miranda was to make an honest woman out of her for the sake of baby Macci

mindchnger mindchnger
Adam/Miranda = distant lambcest

slightly_askew Krissy
Okay, I have to go to the bank. Therefore, I expect Adam to address this momentarily. lol

sexynarwhal kristen
@adamlambert so apparently you married Miranda Lambert this weekend. Congrats!!

SusieFierce Susie Fierce
Get in line... RT @quailing: Blake Shelton must be pissed that his former fiancee threw him over for a gay guy :( twitpic.com/4yk3vr

14gelly gelly lambrianidou
HAHA!! RT citygirl36 shit should we get @adamlambert a wedding present? Guess he'll need like, a pick up truck or something now

insomniac19 insomniac19
@adamlambert Are you registered at Crate & Barrel or Bed Bath & Beyond? Just let me know...

AlohaPF
@insomniac19 omg. Spectacular fail! LOLOLOL

insomniac19
So this weekend @adamlambert got braces, had a daughter, and married a country singer. BUSY BUSY! Put it all in the next album, Adam!! <3


TheSpindleshay The Spindleshay
Keeping his last name must be extremely important to him.

Scorpios4Adam Linda
@adamlambert Bet you didn't know you got married over the weekend, hey? bit.ly/jTSx63 #RumorControl #woops #wrongHusband


citygirl36 Nadine
by 14gelly
LMAO I KNEW the gay thing was only to get attention! tinyurl.com/3gfv3ao


insomniac19
#lifesabitch RT @quailing: Blake Shelton must be pissed that his former fiancee threw him over for a gay guy :(


SusieFierce Susie Fierce
@insomniac19 Add that to our list of cray rumors o' the weekend. Braces, daughter, wedding ...

TheSpindleshay The Spindleshay
Damn. Adam Lambert is off the market ladies & gents. Apparently he married Miranda Lambert. tinyurl.com/3gfv3ao

insomniac19 insomniac19
It would really just make my day if Adam tweeted that no, he did not marry Miranda Lambert this weekend.

slightly_askew Krissy
Wait. Guys. Is Miranda Maccii's mother?

insomniac19 insomniac19
@adamlambert SO! No wonder you've been so quiet this weekend. You went and got married! Congrats! bit.ly/m8XcZj

slightly_askew Krissy
I'm sure Adam made sure she didn't wear another hideous mermaid dress like she did at the Grammys that year.

insomniac19
WHO MAKES THIS MISTAKE?! LOL! RT citygirl36: LMAO I KNEW the gay thing was only to get attention! tinyurl.com/3gfv3ao

citygirl36 Nadine
by insomniac19
poor Sauli. "Miranda Lambert, country singer, married musician Adam Lambert during an intimate ceremony in Texas over the weekend".

slightly_askew Krissy
@insomniac19 Yeah, didn't you hear? To Miranda Lambert!

insomniac19 insomniac19
@slightly_askew Oh, did he get married this weekend?

slightly_askew Krissy
So should we start tweeting Adam "Congratulations on your nuptials!!!"?