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Post by junkets on Sept 21, 2012 1:34:18 GMT -5
Hi guys. I've decided to delete my account from here. This is my last post. Please, get me right, I STILL LOVE ADAM and I belong to glamberts, I just don't have anything meaningful to contribute Maybe it has been caused by recent happenings in my life.... I want to say thank you ALL for everything, your really enriched my life and I love you sweethearts. However, I WILL READ the threads from to time to stay tuned. And I don't rule out the possibility to come back one day Take care. Anne Thank you for reaching out to me when I was clueless about sizing pix. I hope whatever you need to take care of in RL goes smoothly and I understand that need to walk away sometimes too. We hope you rejoin when you can.
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Post by crazylady on Sept 25, 2012 16:43:55 GMT -5
If you need a good laugh...
Subject: On Getting old
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'? And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied: 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?'
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes, I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts and have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour but, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, >she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed. 'Why Wal-Mart?' 'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others. Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
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Post by seoulmate on Sept 25, 2012 17:38:00 GMT -5
THANK YOU, crazylady!!! I'm going to copy/paste and send it to lots of peeps! Well, at least all those people I can actually remember. LOL
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Post by crazylady on Sept 25, 2012 17:55:03 GMT -5
THANK YOU, crazylady!!! I'm going to copy/paste and send it to lots of peeps! Well, at least all those people I can actually remember. LOL Glad you enjoyed it! I was howling with laughter!
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Post by butterfly on Oct 12, 2012 12:37:52 GMT -5
aleksandrakv, I do not know what happened, but I hope I was not a partly responsible for the fact that you broke up with Adamtopia.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2012 12:51:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2012 13:31:39 GMT -5
How can this be? My heart is broken.
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Post by kathleenpf on Oct 12, 2012 13:35:02 GMT -5
aleksandrakv, I do not know what happened, but I hope I was not a partly responsible for the fact that you broke up with Adamtopia. OMG what??? This can't be true. I was here a lot yesterday and she was her usual witty and charming self . Please tell me this isn't true. I am heartbroken.
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Post by theosgma on Oct 12, 2012 14:17:15 GMT -5
aleksandrakv, I do not know what happened, but I hope I was not a partly responsible for the fact that you broke up with Adamtopia. OMG what??? This can't be true. I was here a lot yesterday and she was her usual witty and charming self . Please tell me this isn't true. I am heartbroken. Wait, what happened? When did she say she was leaving?
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QueeenAl
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Post by QueeenAl on Oct 12, 2012 14:26:17 GMT -5
Naaaw, must have been a mistake or something ... the bitch wouldn't leave us hanging like this ... would you???!? Come on, just tweet someone that you got hacked or something, will you girl? Or I'll take it personally! I warn ya!!!!
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