Troll Response Parody after reading elsewhere...
If people keep from ever showing favor,
When Adam Lambert makes his grand debut;
If from neutrality they never waiver,
And of him keep a very so-so view;
If they rejoice in each and every stumble
And never ever let him try to rise
If they show disdain when he is humble,
And loyal, even in the face of lies;
If they can never understand his reasons,
And give up ever looking for the rhyme;
And flap their tongues when silence is his season,
Forgetting then that all things pass, with time;
If seeking judgment, they refuse to try to find
The way he neither shrinks, nor shuns, the fight;
If they will not move the mountain of their minds
And choose to live in darkness, without light;
If they will lead others who blindly follow,
Yet follow, when they must, where blindness leads;
And, then, close off their minds, winding up hollow,
Mocking others just to fill their own needs;
If they can do all this and never falter,
Nor doubt, nor pause, nor ever give out hope;
Then they are solid, like Gibraltar,
And every Adam fan is just a dope!
;D ;D ;D ;D
yes, I should be working....