2.20.11 Adam News & Info

posted this just because.....Q3



Why is Adam so hot?
2.20.11 by Q3

His fans know it. The media knows it. Anyone who has ever seem a live performance know it. Adam Lambert AKA AFL is just about the sexiest creature to walk the earth. Surf around and you will find comments and evidence like this.....

1. Because sometimes he is naughty and sometimes he is nice.

2. He can do the Elvis look but never seems like an impersonator.



3. "He is smokin' hot I just couldnt believe how hot he was when i first saw a picture of him !!!!"

4. Details Magazine photoshoot.
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5. His eyes.



6. "Adam has the “it” factor and knows how to use it…"

7. Because there are 10,018 animated GIFs of Adam that prove it. Here is a selection of 62 of my favorites. s770.photobucket.com/albums/xx348/Quu3/Adam%20GIFs/

8. "The thing that makes Adam so attractive is that he is a person that is truly happy with himself."

9. Adamgasms



10. The lists -- here are two examples":

2010 Adam Lambert is Billboard's Sexiest Man in Music
2010 #10 People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive list

Perhaps, one of the reasons Adam is sexy is because he doesn't know he is. In 2009 when he made People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive List, he said of the title, "It's very flattering. I don't think of myself like that, so that's crazy."


Not everyone finds him sexy

In 2009, Adam came in #6 on the Boston Phoenix's list of "100 Unsexiest Men of the Year" — ahead of Jim Cramer and behind Rod Blagojevich. (In the No. 1 spot: Rush Limbaugh.)

They wrote: "We’re not sure exactly what is driving teenage girls — and Paula Abdul — to make this Broadway-hack, balls-in-a-vice belter the early favorite for this season’s American Idol. The drag-queen pout? The pancake makeup? The worst haircut since Clay Aiken? Any of those traits would be enough to land him a spot on our list. But what puts it over the top is that ginormous whale tongue that flops out of his mouth every time he screeches one of his eyes-clenched, paint-peeling high notes. If this is the future of pop, we’re going country."

He dropped to #23 in 2010: thephoenix.com/unsexy/2010/rate/?a=810 (At least he beat Ryan Seacrest at #28!)

Well OK then. Your loss!
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We Are Ninjas, And This Is How We Roll
2/20/2011 by NoAngel

Being an Adam fan is not a passive affair. The object of our interest is a bit cagey with information (dammit!), so the fandom has developed very impressive sleuthing skills. Throw us a random scrap of info, and we’ll piece together a complete storyline so fast it’ll make your head spin. And sometimes, the story is actually true! As proof, let’s take a look at some examples in the not-too-distant past:

While overseas, a fan spots Adam smiling at an attractive young man and tweets about it. Unfortunately, the tweet is in the Adamaic dialect of Northeastern Outland. Within minutes, the fandom hunts down a person who speaks fluent Outlandish and rudimentary English to pump every last bit of detail from the original twatter. By her description, the fandom identifies the young man as having been in the back row of the audience at a radio gig of Adam’s several months ago. Pictorial evidence is found, enhanced, and posted, with helpful arrows and circles identifying the suspect.

An article about Adam’s encounter pops up in the Outlandish Daily News. The article is run through several online translation apps. We find that the word “Lambert” comes up as “bedroom slipper” in Outlandish, which results in the rapid dissemination of raunchy gifs involving bunny slippers.

A pap pic of Adam strolling down a random street in LA surfaces. Within minutes, the pic is blown up and analyzed. The bookstore in the background is googled, and soon someone who knows someone who once had coffee with someone who works there is able to get an up-to-date sales record. Within hours, the book Adam bought, “Underwater Basketweaving For Complete Idiots,” enters the NY Times bestseller list. Soon thereafter, it is determined that Adam actually didn’t buy the book at all, but only flipped through it for a moment. The author is identified and flooded with hate emails.

Adam pimps an unknown polka singer on Twitter. The fandom freaks out at the idea of polka!Adam, with opinions evenly divided between “No! OMFG No! Please no!” and “Yeah, man, wutever AFL sings is music to my ears…” The fandom self-soothes by deciding that Adam might simply be dating the singer, and we soon know his address, shoe size, rising sign, and the name of his pet dachshund . The dog’s name trends worldwide for the next 4 hours.

Adam makes an appearance at a nightclub. The fandom identifies each item of clothing he wears, and is able to carbon-date each article via photographs dating back to Adam’s early childhood. One new, never-before-seen item is noted—a necktie with a pattern of kissing seamonkeys. The fandom scours the internet and finds said tie on an obscure up-and-coming designer’s website. Designer is stunned to find that online sales of her kissing-seamonkey scarves increases 784% overnight.

A random tweeter mentions running into Adam at LAX. Fans identify all outbound flights in the next hour. They bombard the original tweeter with questions until he/she/it coughs up the fact that Adam was wearing a gray sweater. After receiving 534 tweets inquiring whether it was indeed a sweater, or “the” gray swacket, the tweeter deletes his/her/its account and is never heard from again. Meanwhile, Adam’s likely destinations are narrowed down to two—a city where a former co-star from Debbie Loves Dallas is doing a poetry reading, or New York.

Someone with the Twitter account @supahhawt1 tweets: “In studio w Adam Lambert rippin da beatz. Rosebud!” SH1’s previous tweets are studied for mood and content. It is soon discovered that he is a songwriter/producer who has worked with P!nk (yay!), Gaga (uh oh…), Bob Dylan (umm, huh?) and David Cook (WTAF!). Soon, YouTubes of every song that SH1 has ever produced and/or written are posted and critiqued. The word “Rosebud” is analyzed—does it mean Adam2 isn’t coming out til Spring 2012? Or that it will come packaged with fragrant potpourri? Or that Adam is taking up Olympic sledding?

Yes, we are indeed very skilled. If only those ninja skills could be applied to our own lives. For example, I think I lost my mind a couple years ago, and have no idea where it could be… :-/

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Upcoming Events

TBD: The Trevor Project version of "Aftermath" released for sale. Possible music video. Will not be released to radio.

2.26.11 19:30 Emma Gaala 2011 (Finland) Adam nominated for an award. Espoo, Barona Arena www.emmagaala.fi/2011/aanestys/
Streamed online and broadcast on YLE's channels.

March 2011 UHH (Camilla Grey) releases album

3.22.11 - GNT Concert DVD to be released in North America

3.25.11 Glamnation Tour Live (DVD+) released in Germany
Note: release date from Amazon Germany.

3.25.11 Sleepwalker released in Germany

Late Summer 2011 New single released

Fall 2011 Adam's second album released



The BIG Twitter Contest!

When will Adam reach 1 Million Twitter Followers?
2.20.11 by Q3 Updated 10:00AM ET

2.20.10 12:00AM EST --- Adam Lambert had 879,637 followers!!

See the 2.14.11 News for Member predictions.