9.16.12 Adam is NOT dead, Trespassing vid winners

^^^^ I don't generally enjoy fan art, but this is fabulous.

Fake death report, my ass, Adam thought. He was probably the only celebrity whose alleged death was not that exaggerated at all – it actually involved the real thing. Discontinuation of someone’s life, and by murder, no less.

He knew his honeymoon period with Adam 2 was bound to be over, for many reasons. The first being that Sauli could not learn to tell the difference between them, and Adam was insanely jealous. There was that one brief period when his duplicate had grown hideous facial hair, to help Sauli and to stop Adam from ripping #2 apart, which he was about to do when he had found him shamelessly humping all over his boyfriend. But the beard just had to go, Adam could not stand his image being smeared in such gag-inducing manner. So they were back to the beginning.

Every Fiercian had its duplicate, for all intents and purposes. The major one being that the original Fiercians from Planet Fierce were too radioactive. They caused everyone who found themselves in their presence to fade, wilt away; untimely deaths were not unheard of. The benefits of having less dangerous doppelgangers taking the place of the originals largely outweighed the drawbacks. The Planet always sent them to Earth in couples.

Adam knew all that, but he just could not take it anymore. He had to refuse the AI judging position, for crying out loud. He loved the panel too much to expose them to his alien radiation, so when Adam 2 determinately said no to posing for him because Nicki Minaj had flatly refused his advances that time in Fresno, Adam decided that enough was enough. He could not allow for Adam 2’s hurt ego to stand between him and a multimillion-dollar gig. Not to mention the fact that his duplicate was parading his straightness all over the country, to Adam’s utter horror.

When Adam casually mentioned that they could maybe get rid of his duplicate, Sauli agreed to help him. The poor boy was mortified at the number of times he transgressed with Adam 2. The guilt was killing him and Sauli was so relieved that he would do pretty much anything. The details of the horrid crime remain a mystery: it seems the couple did a clean job. Some clues were picked up by the tabloids, but Shoshanna took care of that. Luckily, the tabloids’ insane need to fabricate people’s deaths played to their advantage.

Adam decided to accept the AI judgeship if the panel was Mariah, Nicki and Keith. He could not care less about them, they could drop down as flies, as far as he was concerned. But if Randy joined them, Adam couldn’t, he just couldn’t. He is too attached to the dawg.

Anddd... the story has been removed :D

Big gig with Nile would be a lovely antidote to the AI mosquito bite