Butthurt theories which make me go unghrrrr and fandom's philosophy of doubt~ I cannot have the hots for Adam since he's gay
~ beneath the desire must lie my wicked plan to convert Adam
~ because we all know Adam is well-endowed. He can reach me over the two continents and an ocean. Oh yeah. Global dick.
~ do not be over 30 whatsoever
~ I can request, but have to remain geographically undetectable
~ I can request, but not too much
~ I can request, but they won't play
~ Be careful what you say, for heaven forbid you make a slip of the tongue which qualifies as the fandom's faux pas : you might get unfollowed, yelled at, criticized, mocked... by the self-proclaimed police of the fandom. Even if they were your on line 'friends' for over a year. Like that lady on RoveLA.
~ Post about Sauli, but not too much
~ Do not talk/ film/ love Tommy. In fact, Tommy, who's that?
~ Go to M&G, but not too much. Gluttony is a sin.
~ Don't sing at Adam's concerts, cause we want to hear just Adam
~ Do not even move, cause we want to see just Adam. Because that's exactly what Adam wants on his concerts: a bunch of corpses. With cameras in their hands.
~ Do not dress up if you are fat and ugly. And old. In fact, do not out yourself as a Glambert if that is the case. Pretend you're there for the buffet.
~ Take vids and stream, but not too much. Adam hates it, we need it. Should you enjoy the concert or make those who couldn't come happy?
~ When you post, be sure to check the sources / authenticity / consult NASA / match DNAs / do screening tests / provide evidence... AND do a litmus test. Because, you know, this is all very serious business.
There has to be more of these...