10.8.12 TRESPASSING impacts radio, ATop moves 2NZ

Butthurt theories which make me go unghrrrr and fandom's philosophy of doubt




~ I cannot have the hots for Adam since he's gay

~ beneath the desire must lie my wicked plan to convert Adam

~ because we all know Adam is well-endowed. He can reach me over the two continents and an ocean. Oh yeah. Global dick.

~ do not be over 30 whatsoever

~ I can request, but have to remain geographically undetectable

~ I can request, but not too much

~ I can request, but they won't play

~ Be careful what you say, for heaven forbid you make a slip of the tongue which qualifies as the fandom's faux pas : you might get unfollowed, yelled at, criticized, mocked... by the self-proclaimed police of the fandom. Even if they were your on line 'friends' for over a year. Like that lady on RoveLA.

~ Post about Sauli, but not too much

~ Do not talk/ film/ love Tommy. In fact, Tommy, who's that?

~ Go to M&G, but not too much. Gluttony is a sin.

~ Don't sing at Adam's concerts, cause we want to hear just Adam

~ Do not even move, cause we want to see just Adam. Because that's exactly what Adam wants on his concerts: a bunch of corpses. With cameras in their hands.

~ Do not dress up if you are fat and ugly. And old. In fact, do not out yourself as a Glambert if that is the case. Pretend you're there for the buffet.

~ Take vids and stream, but not too much. Adam hates it, we need it. Should you enjoy the concert or make those who couldn't come happy?

~ When you post, be sure to check the sources / authenticity / consult NASA / match DNAs / do screening tests / provide evidence... AND do a litmus test. Because, you know, this is all very serious business.


There has to be more of these...




I'm so sorry, this just came out... as a burp