This is long - but I find it funny...
Melvin Lambert@melvintheebeard
@meterbert Hey remember me its Melvin
Parking meter @meterbert 3 h
@melvintheebeard I thought you were dead.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 3 h
@meterbert i'm making a come back , how are things with you and Adam? What have I missed?
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard nobody wants you back. THEY ALL LOVE ME
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert and I was even ok with you and Adams relationship , I thought we were friends
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard We can't be friends I'm a freaking PARKING METER
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert Remember we talked though
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@glamberthu @melvintheebeard ha I can't die.
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard I remember... jus don't care.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert ... What does Adam see in you... You dislike his loyal beard
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard I'm skinny.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert i'm on his face
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard he puts money in me
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert I'm with him 24/7
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard .... you have one point right there.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert i'm attached to his face even if he wanted to get away he couldn't
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard .... you just made me cry my quarters out.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert I'm sorry i'll see if Adam will come back today and get you more
Parking meter @meterbert 3 h
@melvintheebeard he said he'll come back 'soon' but I've been waiting forever!
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert Ahh that Adam i'll try and talk some sense into him for you
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard thanks because I can barely talk.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert He appreciates you though
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard at times.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert you keep his car from being towed he appreciates you.
Parking meter @meterbert 2 h
@melvintheebeard and you keep his face from getting cold.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 2 h
@meterbert ah what would he do without us?
Parking meter @meterbert 1 h
WHO'S GONNA BE AT ADAM'S AND MY WEDDING??
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 1 h
@meterbert If Adam doesn't shave me i'll be there!
Parking meter @meterbert 1 h
@melvintheebeard I'll make sure security doesn't carry you out
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 1 h
@meterbert Your wedding will be great , Adam better visit you again
Parking meter @meterbert 1 h
@melvintheebeard he better.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 59 min
@meterbert I'll make sure he does. He knows long distance relationships don't work well
Parking meter @meterbert 58 min
@melvintheebeard we've been dating since 2009... or 2010
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 57 min
@meterbert oh I know i've been on a few of your dates
Parking meter @meterbert 57 min
@melvintheebeard ...stalker
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 57 min
@meterbert I'm attached to the mans face I couldn't leave if I wanted too. Which I obviously don't
Parking meter @meterbert 55 min
@melvintheebeard ... you've seen my man naked??!!!
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 54 min
@meterbert every day in the shower
Parking meter @meterbert 54 min
@melvintheebeard .... so he's cheating on me... with a fucking beard!
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 54 min
@meterbert oh No I don't have feelings for Adam like that
Parking meter @meterbert 53 min
@melvintheebeard better not he's mine
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 52 min
@meterbert Oh Your realtionship is so cute I would never Interfere. You've met me come on you think I would do that!
Parking meter @meterbert 52 min
@melvintheebeard sorry, I'm just in a bad mood Adam hasn't given me any coins in a while.
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 52 min
@meterbert He shaved most of me off , I feel your pain
Parking meter @meterbert 51 min
@melvintheebeard you're gonna grow back quickly
Melvin Lambert @melvintheebeard 50 min
@meterbert I hope so but he keeps taking a razor to me. Its a struggle to grow
