BALLOT for The Best Adamtopia Contest Ever!!
Sept 28, 2013 20:25:08 GMT -5
Post by Q3 on Sept 28, 2013 20:25:08 GMT -5
The Best Adamtopia Contest Ever!!
Time to VOTE!
The wackiest, wildest Adam FANtasy battle is ON!
9.29.13 by Q3
The independent panel of judges have completed their review of the entries. And we have four finalists!! So now it is up to you. Each Adamtopia member has one vote. The four finalists’ entries follow.
Thanks to everyone who entered. The judges had a really, really hard time picking three finalists. In fact, they failed and picked four!! A special shoutout to Murly who posted the first entry on Sep 8, 2013 at 11:14am.
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POLLS CLOSE AT 11:59PM ADAM TIME (Pacific Time) October 5, 2013.
The finalists’ entries…..listed in the order they were posted as entries:
“The Roller Coaster Series : Day 126” by Kamar
“SPACED FANTASY” by nationalglampoon
“A Phone Call” by aleksandrakv
“Day Planning with Mr. Lambert” by Happy
The Roller Coaster Series : Day 126
by Kamar
Perfume :
All of these years , Adam has been secretly working in an underground laboratory with a group of crazy scientists , trying to invent a perfume that has the fierce essence or Glitter , Leather , and Studs . They want to invent a perfume bottle that plays your fave song everytime you spray from it , and they are working on the perfect chemical equation that makes the perfume give you the confidence of a "Fabulous Diva" when you spray it on .
The name ? "RAK STAR"
Adam wanted to name it either "For Your Nostrils' Entertainment" , or "Trespassing Your Nose"
But the Perfume company did not agree . Adam is still heartborken .
Acting on a Major Movie :
Putting the Heartache aside , Adam is also secretly ending deals of him acting a major role in a new James Cameron Movie , an Action/Comedy movie , that also will have Brad Pitt , Leo DiCaprio , and Jonnhy Depp as main stars .
The movie is yet to be named . James turned down Adam's idea of naming the movie "OMG , OMFG" because of course , those were Adam's words when he knew he was gonna act with one of his celeb crushes , Leo DiCaprio .
Adam still can't sleep at night .
How do you guys explain all those IG likes in the middle of the night ? The man is Hyperactive , LOL !
Of course , James wants Adam to sing the movie's Original song , but there are arguments around that , cause James wants the song to be country .
Adam does not approve .
But I'm sure they'll come to a mutual agreement .
Nude Art :
Adam agrees to do an artistic nude Photoshoot (although not risky like Gaga's , The photoshoot will be tasteful and artistic)
The photos will be all B&W , save for his Blue eyes , and they will be sold , and each time a person purchases a photo , the money the person pays will be donated to a charity of the persons's choice , could be "charity:water" , or "the trevor project" ....
But ofcourse people like me , will just die from dehydration . (drooling can be dangerous)
Or a heart attack . Or rainbow overdose .
Double Trouble :
Adam is currently recording his "Dream DuetS" with the one and only David Bowie .
Nile Rodgers and Brian May will collaborate on these trackS , whether in Playing guitar , or producing , or writing lyrics .
(notice the "S" here ? Yes , I AM greedy)
A wining Quartet .
Glee :
Adam will have a very big and significant role on "Glee" , and his perfect acting will get him a "Golden Globe" .
The best part ? Adam's sidekick , Melvin (yes , that hairy creature on Adam's face) will have a plot and story on Glee . Melvin will be Glee's narrator , and will get an award for "Best Inanimate Narrator on a TV series"
The rising star ,Melvin will also have a singing credit , as he will cover Adam Lambert's song , "Underneath"
Guys , stop judging Melvin , he is a sensitive gal underneath all the glamour . Or lack thereof .
Melvin has feelings , everybody .
LEAVE MELVIN ALOOOONE !!!
Adamtopia :
And suddenly , it turns out that Adam has known about Adamtopia all along , and he totally loves us . So he arranges to invite us all to private event . We'll arrive on Private Jets , to an event that involves a private show with Adam , singing all his songs for us , and then singing covers of songs we want .
He will even sing some of his unreleased songs , and some A3 songs , too .
I will kindly ask him to belly dance for me , Adam will happily oblige .
Some other pervert Atopian (might be me) will ask him to Strip-Tease . Adam , asks us to turn our cameras off , and starts dancing and stripping , leaving Kamar very wide-eyed . And my jaw on the floor .
A sneaky Atopian will record the show with a secret hidden camera .
Adam and Adamtopa's dirty little secret .
In mid-Strip-Tease , I'll pass out due to ~extreme emotions~ , and Adam , being the gentleman he is , runs from the stage (still naked) , and starts giving me Mouth-to-Mouth resucitation . I wake up , get myself together , but then after I realize it's Adam (a nekkid Adam nonetheless) who's giving me CPR , I fake passing out just so he keeps doing it , LOL .
I smile tho , that's when Adam realizes it's fake .
Thankfully , he ain't mad about it , he says I'm a great actor , and that he wants me in his next music video . I puke rainbows .
We will interview Adam , asking him all kinds of hilarious questions , we will all laugh together !!
And last , but not least , each one of us will have a personal M&G . An autograph , a hug , some pictures with Adam by Lee Cherry , and I will show him my drawings , and gift him a beautiful necklace , He will gift me one of his necklaces in return , as a souvenir .
The End Of Melvin :
Adam will someday shave his Melvin and sell it for charity .
I will buy it and I will kill that thing with fire so it dies forever . Melvin's tortured soul will haunt me for the rest of my life , but at least the rest of the Glam Nation will be happy .
Anything for the sake of my nation .
I feel like Mulan or something , LOL !!
Link to original posted entry: adamtopia.com/thread/1874/9-13-best-adamtopia-contest?page=6#ixzz2gEjiX2DY
SPACED FANTASY
by nationalglampoon
I got drunk to write you darlings this fantasy in the form of a short story I hope you appreciate the fruits of my effort
------------------------
So we're all going about our daily lives, shopping and swinging our hips and whatnot, a generally good time is being had by all.
BUT SUDDENLY
A fleet of cruisers from the planet Zarphiles 9 appears from the sky whoaaa
A cruiser lands in some important place and a crowd of spectators gather to witness first contact with bated breath and glee (see what I did there)
President Barack Obama steps out the front of the crowd towards the cruiser as a flight of steps shoots out from the underside of the cruiser
A FLASH OF LIGHT
King Xornon of Zarphiles 9 steps towards the crowd! He and President Barack Obama shake hands as is customary
Also in that crowd is a humble singer by the name of Adam Lambert (insert gap for applause) who, upon seeing the alien overlord, lets out a scream of delight and surprise: "whoa-oa-oa-oa-oaaaayeAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Xornon's antennae shoot up!
"Which of you humans just hit that sweet, sweet, orgasmic E5??" he asks
The crowd all look in the direction of Mr. Lambert
Xornon approaches the singer curiously
"It doesn't matter what note it was Did it sound cool?"
Xornon falls to his knees
"The chosen one!!"
A crowd of aliens swarm Herr Lambert and parade him through the city as he sings a triumphant version of "We Are the Champions"
They then make him the ambassador of Earth and give him a pretty cool jacket
Adam turns to the camera, grinning
"More like Glambassador!"
oh and Lay Me Down is released as a single
The End
Link to original posted entry: adamtopia.com/thread/1874/9-13-best-adamtopia-contest?page=8#ixzz2gEkgc31l
A phonecall
By aleksandrakv
‘Accept it.’
‘You are aware that it is a medium size venue, aren't you? Only 6000 seats.’
‘I don’t care. I've never performed there before. And I kind of miss doing more intimate shows after the Brazil and Rio madness…’
‘How do you want it? Serbia, Turkey, then Greece, or Greece before Turkey? And why are you breathing so hard?'
‘I’m on the treadmill. Leave Greece for last, I want to take a few days’ break on Corfu.’
‘They won’t like it.’
‘Oh please, see if I care. I signed for the compilation of my last four albums and I hate compilations!’
‘I know, I know… I still think it was a great idea. Like a comprehensive guide through your last two world tours. They always do what’s in your best interest, you know.’
‘I’m biting my tongue so hard right now…’
‘Hey, don’t be like that, please. I have some good news, anyway. Great news, that is.’
‘What is it? Wait, let me guess! Hmm… Justin liked the song, he agreed on the duet?'
‘Of course he did, you knew he would, but that’s not it.’
‘Oh… oh, I know! My Bond theme is number one on iTunes this week as well.’
‘You are so spoiled, I swear. Yes to that, too, but that’s not my news. Are you sitting down?’
‘Yes, I have a cutesy little seat on the treadmill.’
‘Get off.’
‘All right, all right, hang on… I’m off.’
‘It’s… it’s the Nobel Prize, Adam. You are being considered for the human rights category.’
….
‘Hey, are you still there?’
‘Is this a joke? It’s a joke. Don’t do that to me.’
‘No. Quote, he has contributed to the advancement of peace and reconciliation, democracy and human rights in the world for the past decade, end quote. I think it was your involvement in the Russian situation that tipped the scale to your side.’
‘Well, I don’t want it. It’s ridiculous.’
‘Don’t you think you deserved it? You risked your life, you published a book, you helped! I…’
‘Look… I don’t know what to say. I did what needed to be done, that’s it. Please, call someone. Deal with it behind the curtains. Can you do that for me?’
‘Would you at least think about it, please? Sleep on it at least?’
‘No, sorry. I’m tired, I have to go. The stories about night life in Belgrade are not even a tiny bit exaggerated, I’ll have you know. And my contact lady, Aleksandra? She is so awesome! She’s taking me white water rafting tomorrow.’
‘Oh, you’re such a kid sometimes. Adam, you… You sound happy. And I’m happy for you, I’m glad you’re having fun.’
‘I am, Shosh. So much fun!’
***
Link to original posted entry: adamtopia.com/thread/1874/9-13-best-adamtopia-contest?page=8#ixzz2gElWdyLz
Dayplanning with Mr. Lambert
By Happy
Secretary: Mr Lambert, sir, you've got ten minutes until your first appointment of the day.
Adam: Okay. I know you are new around here, but just call me Adam. Now can you run over my day with me.
S: Well, the perfumers will soon be here to work on your new perfume "Starstruck." Then you see the clothing line "Whose Closet?" designers. The menswear line is ready for final approval, but the womenswear needs some tweaking.
A: Yes, I've got some ideas for that!
S: Lunch is with some bigwigs from various human rights organizations. They want to talk to you about this post-gay world that you have inspired. I'll brief you more thoroughly later. Then I've put some time aside for you to hang out poolside with your husband.
A: Great! He and I should start talking about baby names. Hard to believe...!
S: You also have many scripts and screenplays to look through, but that can wait. And a big name Broadway producer would like to have a chat. That can wait too. You're booked into a recording studio this evening. I know you just finished a world tour promoting your last album, but your fans are clamouring for more music.
A: Well, that sounds like a full day, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's get started.
Link to original posted entry: adamtopia.com/thread/1903/last-enter-fantasy-contest-adam?page=11#ixzz2gEoBw6ES
Time to VOTE!
The wackiest, wildest Adam FANtasy battle is ON!
9.29.13 by Q3
The independent panel of judges have completed their review of the entries. And we have four finalists!! So now it is up to you. Each Adamtopia member has one vote. The four finalists’ entries follow.
Thanks to everyone who entered. The judges had a really, really hard time picking three finalists. In fact, they failed and picked four!! A special shoutout to Murly who posted the first entry on Sep 8, 2013 at 11:14am.
POLLS CLOSE AT 11:59PM ADAM TIME (Pacific Time) October 5, 2013.
The finalists’ entries…..listed in the order they were posted as entries:
“The Roller Coaster Series : Day 126” by Kamar
“SPACED FANTASY” by nationalglampoon
“A Phone Call” by aleksandrakv
“Day Planning with Mr. Lambert” by Happy
The Roller Coaster Series : Day 126
by Kamar
Perfume :
All of these years , Adam has been secretly working in an underground laboratory with a group of crazy scientists , trying to invent a perfume that has the fierce essence or Glitter , Leather , and Studs . They want to invent a perfume bottle that plays your fave song everytime you spray from it , and they are working on the perfect chemical equation that makes the perfume give you the confidence of a "Fabulous Diva" when you spray it on .
The name ? "RAK STAR"
Adam wanted to name it either "For Your Nostrils' Entertainment" , or "Trespassing Your Nose"
But the Perfume company did not agree . Adam is still heartborken .
Acting on a Major Movie :
Putting the Heartache aside , Adam is also secretly ending deals of him acting a major role in a new James Cameron Movie , an Action/Comedy movie , that also will have Brad Pitt , Leo DiCaprio , and Jonnhy Depp as main stars .
The movie is yet to be named . James turned down Adam's idea of naming the movie "OMG , OMFG" because of course , those were Adam's words when he knew he was gonna act with one of his celeb crushes , Leo DiCaprio .
Adam still can't sleep at night .
How do you guys explain all those IG likes in the middle of the night ? The man is Hyperactive , LOL !
Of course , James wants Adam to sing the movie's Original song , but there are arguments around that , cause James wants the song to be country .
Adam does not approve .
But I'm sure they'll come to a mutual agreement .
Nude Art :
Adam agrees to do an artistic nude Photoshoot (although not risky like Gaga's , The photoshoot will be tasteful and artistic)
The photos will be all B&W , save for his Blue eyes , and they will be sold , and each time a person purchases a photo , the money the person pays will be donated to a charity of the persons's choice , could be "charity:water" , or "the trevor project" ....
But ofcourse people like me , will just die from dehydration . (drooling can be dangerous)
Or a heart attack . Or rainbow overdose .
Double Trouble :
Adam is currently recording his "Dream DuetS" with the one and only David Bowie .
Nile Rodgers and Brian May will collaborate on these trackS , whether in Playing guitar , or producing , or writing lyrics .
(notice the "S" here ? Yes , I AM greedy)
A wining Quartet .
Glee :
Adam will have a very big and significant role on "Glee" , and his perfect acting will get him a "Golden Globe" .
The best part ? Adam's sidekick , Melvin (yes , that hairy creature on Adam's face) will have a plot and story on Glee . Melvin will be Glee's narrator , and will get an award for "Best Inanimate Narrator on a TV series"
The rising star ,Melvin will also have a singing credit , as he will cover Adam Lambert's song , "Underneath"
Guys , stop judging Melvin , he is a sensitive gal underneath all the glamour . Or lack thereof .
Melvin has feelings , everybody .
LEAVE MELVIN ALOOOONE !!!
Adamtopia :
And suddenly , it turns out that Adam has known about Adamtopia all along , and he totally loves us . So he arranges to invite us all to private event . We'll arrive on Private Jets , to an event that involves a private show with Adam , singing all his songs for us , and then singing covers of songs we want .
He will even sing some of his unreleased songs , and some A3 songs , too .
I will kindly ask him to belly dance for me , Adam will happily oblige .
Some other pervert Atopian (might be me) will ask him to Strip-Tease . Adam , asks us to turn our cameras off , and starts dancing and stripping , leaving Kamar very wide-eyed . And my jaw on the floor .
A sneaky Atopian will record the show with a secret hidden camera .
Adam and Adamtopa's dirty little secret .
In mid-Strip-Tease , I'll pass out due to ~extreme emotions~ , and Adam , being the gentleman he is , runs from the stage (still naked) , and starts giving me Mouth-to-Mouth resucitation . I wake up , get myself together , but then after I realize it's Adam (a nekkid Adam nonetheless) who's giving me CPR , I fake passing out just so he keeps doing it , LOL .
I smile tho , that's when Adam realizes it's fake .
Thankfully , he ain't mad about it , he says I'm a great actor , and that he wants me in his next music video . I puke rainbows .
We will interview Adam , asking him all kinds of hilarious questions , we will all laugh together !!
And last , but not least , each one of us will have a personal M&G . An autograph , a hug , some pictures with Adam by Lee Cherry , and I will show him my drawings , and gift him a beautiful necklace , He will gift me one of his necklaces in return , as a souvenir .
The End Of Melvin :
Adam will someday shave his Melvin and sell it for charity .
I will buy it and I will kill that thing with fire so it dies forever . Melvin's tortured soul will haunt me for the rest of my life , but at least the rest of the Glam Nation will be happy .
Anything for the sake of my nation .
I feel like Mulan or something , LOL !!
Link to original posted entry: adamtopia.com/thread/1874/9-13-best-adamtopia-contest?page=6#ixzz2gEjiX2DY
SPACED FANTASY
by nationalglampoon
I got drunk to write you darlings this fantasy in the form of a short story I hope you appreciate the fruits of my effort
------------------------
So we're all going about our daily lives, shopping and swinging our hips and whatnot, a generally good time is being had by all.
BUT SUDDENLY
A fleet of cruisers from the planet Zarphiles 9 appears from the sky whoaaa
A cruiser lands in some important place and a crowd of spectators gather to witness first contact with bated breath and glee (see what I did there)
President Barack Obama steps out the front of the crowd towards the cruiser as a flight of steps shoots out from the underside of the cruiser
A FLASH OF LIGHT
King Xornon of Zarphiles 9 steps towards the crowd! He and President Barack Obama shake hands as is customary
Also in that crowd is a humble singer by the name of Adam Lambert (insert gap for applause) who, upon seeing the alien overlord, lets out a scream of delight and surprise: "whoa-oa-oa-oa-oaaaayeAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Xornon's antennae shoot up!
"Which of you humans just hit that sweet, sweet, orgasmic E5??" he asks
The crowd all look in the direction of Mr. Lambert
Xornon approaches the singer curiously
"It doesn't matter what note it was Did it sound cool?"
Xornon falls to his knees
"The chosen one!!"
A crowd of aliens swarm Herr Lambert and parade him through the city as he sings a triumphant version of "We Are the Champions"
They then make him the ambassador of Earth and give him a pretty cool jacket
Adam turns to the camera, grinning
"More like Glambassador!"
oh and Lay Me Down is released as a single
The End
Link to original posted entry: adamtopia.com/thread/1874/9-13-best-adamtopia-contest?page=8#ixzz2gEkgc31l
A phonecall
By aleksandrakv
‘Accept it.’
‘You are aware that it is a medium size venue, aren't you? Only 6000 seats.’
‘I don’t care. I've never performed there before. And I kind of miss doing more intimate shows after the Brazil and Rio madness…’
‘How do you want it? Serbia, Turkey, then Greece, or Greece before Turkey? And why are you breathing so hard?'
‘I’m on the treadmill. Leave Greece for last, I want to take a few days’ break on Corfu.’
‘They won’t like it.’
‘Oh please, see if I care. I signed for the compilation of my last four albums and I hate compilations!’
‘I know, I know… I still think it was a great idea. Like a comprehensive guide through your last two world tours. They always do what’s in your best interest, you know.’
‘I’m biting my tongue so hard right now…’
‘Hey, don’t be like that, please. I have some good news, anyway. Great news, that is.’
‘What is it? Wait, let me guess! Hmm… Justin liked the song, he agreed on the duet?'
‘Of course he did, you knew he would, but that’s not it.’
‘Oh… oh, I know! My Bond theme is number one on iTunes this week as well.’
‘You are so spoiled, I swear. Yes to that, too, but that’s not my news. Are you sitting down?’
‘Yes, I have a cutesy little seat on the treadmill.’
‘Get off.’
‘All right, all right, hang on… I’m off.’
‘It’s… it’s the Nobel Prize, Adam. You are being considered for the human rights category.’
….
‘Hey, are you still there?’
‘Is this a joke? It’s a joke. Don’t do that to me.’
‘No. Quote, he has contributed to the advancement of peace and reconciliation, democracy and human rights in the world for the past decade, end quote. I think it was your involvement in the Russian situation that tipped the scale to your side.’
‘Well, I don’t want it. It’s ridiculous.’
‘Don’t you think you deserved it? You risked your life, you published a book, you helped! I…’
‘Look… I don’t know what to say. I did what needed to be done, that’s it. Please, call someone. Deal with it behind the curtains. Can you do that for me?’
‘Would you at least think about it, please? Sleep on it at least?’
‘No, sorry. I’m tired, I have to go. The stories about night life in Belgrade are not even a tiny bit exaggerated, I’ll have you know. And my contact lady, Aleksandra? She is so awesome! She’s taking me white water rafting tomorrow.’
‘Oh, you’re such a kid sometimes. Adam, you… You sound happy. And I’m happy for you, I’m glad you’re having fun.’
‘I am, Shosh. So much fun!’
***
Link to original posted entry: adamtopia.com/thread/1874/9-13-best-adamtopia-contest?page=8#ixzz2gElWdyLz
Dayplanning with Mr. Lambert
By Happy
Secretary: Mr Lambert, sir, you've got ten minutes until your first appointment of the day.
Adam: Okay. I know you are new around here, but just call me Adam. Now can you run over my day with me.
S: Well, the perfumers will soon be here to work on your new perfume "Starstruck." Then you see the clothing line "Whose Closet?" designers. The menswear line is ready for final approval, but the womenswear needs some tweaking.
A: Yes, I've got some ideas for that!
S: Lunch is with some bigwigs from various human rights organizations. They want to talk to you about this post-gay world that you have inspired. I'll brief you more thoroughly later. Then I've put some time aside for you to hang out poolside with your husband.
A: Great! He and I should start talking about baby names. Hard to believe...!
S: You also have many scripts and screenplays to look through, but that can wait. And a big name Broadway producer would like to have a chat. That can wait too. You're booked into a recording studio this evening. I know you just finished a world tour promoting your last album, but your fans are clamouring for more music.
A: Well, that sounds like a full day, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's get started.
Link to original posted entry: adamtopia.com/thread/1903/last-enter-fantasy-contest-adam?page=11#ixzz2gEoBw6ES
