10.28.13 Halloween Week celebrations continue

 I AM ALIVE 
                 and back but ony jist

  that wis some traumtic journey  last nicht

  the captain ,o, the boat ,said it micht be a rough trip,, so a thought tae maesel ,a wid hae a wee whisky tae calm thae nerves

so ah went tae the bar ,on thae boat ,weel thare wis a fitba  (football),match on the  screen ,an all they men were  watchin it ,so i took maesel aff tae the back ,o thae bar whi ma book 

     now dinna judge (sharron osbourne,s auoto biography)  am ony readin it cos i want tae ken how mony times she clobbered ozzy

 but i digres (surley thats no ho, tae spell digress )

 so there ah wis  engrossed ,an thae boat wis lurchin, ah ower the place, 

 bit ah wis so engrossed ,in sharron clobberin ozzy ,ah diddna realise the fitba game wis ower,

THEN the boat gave a MASSIVE  lurch ,an  the X factor had jist started , AN SOME WOMAN WIS SINGING THE TITANIC SONG !! 

 so that wis IT  an OMEN , na more whisky ,where wis the life boat,the life jacket,ah wis goona DIE 

 but ah didna ,, HI FOLKS