I'm a bit late to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Hope all went well for everyone, especially those with tricky family relations.
This is from Adam's brother's old
NegativeNeil Blog:
A Trip to the Land of Locusts
by Neil on Jan.01, 2009
Talkin’ about L.A. there, but I wanted to be all cryptic and well read. I’m going to visit my brother there. On Thanksgiving we had this spectacular blowout of an argument.
You know those arguments you get into which start off innocently enough:
“Could you pay attention to the directions so we don’t get lost?”
“I don’t know. COULD YOU EVER MANAGE TO INTERACT WITH HUMAN BEINGS ON A BASE LEVEL THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SHITHEEL?”
Surprisingly enough, I was the one with the mild shot across the bow and he was the one reducing me to splinters. So it turned into us trading blows for the sole purpose of cutting the deepest. He totally won, which sucked. Since then we’ve made amends and this will be our first test run of our not being dicks in each other’s presence since Thanksgiving. I’m anxious to see how it goes, though I’m pretty sure it’ll be fine.
#1 written by Unca Dave
January 8, 2009 - 9:09 am
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Yo Neil,
Tally: 2 not 1 you dumb fuck.
Or does "fuck" count as 1 and "fucking" count as another 1 in your fucking blog and btw...fuck you - you fucking fuck for not writing what a wonderful drunken stupor of a time you had at your sweet but lecherous Unca Dave's house while you were telling me how to fucking point my fucking remote at the fucking television, how to fucking wake you up and how to fucking not wake you up, and to fucking having to listen to you repeatedly stating in the most sarcastic fucking way fucking uttered by any fucking human fucking being on the fucking planet, what a fucking wonderful fucking time you were fucking having as you fucking sneered with fucking vapid vapids at your stupid fucking fuck of an iPod game or whatever it fucking was that you were staring at the fucking entire time you were at my fucking house eating tons of the best turkey and stuffing ever made on the fucking planet over Thanksgiving when you were not fucking fighting with Adam.
I Love you,
Unca Dave