Sometimes . . . . All you need is a picture !Ok , ok , I know I've been inactive on Atop for a long time , but , I just HAVE to post today .
Because , well , today I found out that I'm
TOO vain .
I might be the vainest person in the whole wide world .
because not even
Adam's NEW AND EXCELLENT album could make me feel all the
FEEEEEEELS that I felt while looking at
this fucking picture :*moment of silence for my ovaries , RIP* (and yea i posted the pic again , you are welcome
)
I mean , look at that fine specimen . LOOK AT IT . LOOK AT IT WHILE HE'S LOOKING AT YOU . WATCHING YOU WATCHING HIM .
HE KNOWS YOU'RE LOOKING AND HE DAMN WELL FUCKING KNOWS YOU FUCKING LIKE IT . COCKY MOTHERFUCKER .
BAM . woops where did my panties go ?is it hot in here or is it just me because I'M SWEATING RIVERS .
I was SO ready for a great album . And boy , we
DID get a great album (the best so far , IMO , my faves are Lucy , Ghost Town , Rumors , TOH , and There I said It)
But I was NOT ready for this kind of pic . At least not yet . It caught me off guard . It knocked me off my feet . It's too much . My poor heart can't handle it . *gulp*
he looks at moi like dis and i'm alllllllll his , baby (woops did i really just type that yeah i did idgaf)
And yeah , I'm vain . I don't care .
And you know what , I think I wanna dedicate the song "Evil In The Night" , to Adam in this picture .
*looks up at pic again* *salivates*
BECAUSE THAT PIC IS JUST DOWNRIGHT EVIL . THAT PIC IS A CRIME . THAT PIC SHOULD NOT HAVE A "WARNING" SIGN , NOOOOO , IT SHOULD HAVE A 21+ "ADULTS ONLY" SIGN . I'M DONE . I'M DED . BYE !!
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