Adam and Adamtopia Dictionary

DICTIONARY

Adam Lambert 1. Crack in black leather. 2. Ten trillion times as fierce as you'll ever be. (Urban Dictionary)

Adamafied To be under Adam’s spell.

Adamaholics Those who are addicted to Adam.

Adamaniacs Crazed Adam fans who just can’t get enough of his amazing voice and overall sexy style.

Adamatoepoeia Any onomatopoeia used when watching/listening to/ reading about Adam - i.e. groaning because you can never be that sexy (argh), squealing when you see him (squee), etc.

Adamazing The best way to describe a performance from Adam

Adamdose An overdose on Adam. Often brought on by too many viewings of the photo thread.

Adamgasm The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Adam Lambert and his ultra sexiness.

Adamism A study or belief in which all things are blessed because of Adam Lambert's godliness, which includes his spiritual and gifted voice.

Adamitis The contageous love fest that occurs in your mind once to see/hear/read anything Adam. it includes slight fever, major chills and forgetfulness ( as in you forget your life pre-adam)

Adamized To be totally impressed and surprised (in a great way)

AdamMiBod If you don't know I'm not telling you.

Adamnesia The puzzling inability to recall concert details, or anything else, immediately following an AFL performance. (flowergirl)

Adamoration Kind of like regular adoration but when used in relation to Adam it is intensified, magnified and glamorized to the gazillionith degree.

Adamphetamine The drug that is Adam Lambert Causes sleeplessness, over-excitement, general euphoria, and the propensity to travel. Highly addictive. Proponents advise generous use. However, the ability to maintain a semblance of normalcy while under the influence is unlikely. It is possible, and extensive studies have shown probable, to build up what appears to be a tolerance to the substance. This requires ever increasing variations and stronger formulations to provide satiation. When such is not procurable, beware the addictees. There is no antidote and rehabilitation is impossible.

Adamphylactic Shock What happens when one goes too long without seeing Adam pictures and hearing Adam’s music.

Adamsomnia Difficulty falling asleep due to thoughts of Adam (related things) running through your head

Adamstorm A storm that will inevitably engulf the planet

Adamtastic Anything really, really awesome

Adamthrall The act of Adam captivating or charming the audience

Adomized What happens to a song when Adam injects his magic and changes the atoms of the song.

Baby Glambert A Glambert age 14 or younger.

Babyboy Nickname for Adam (used by Tommy Joe Ratliff; see: Glitter baby)

Bertherd A gathering of Glamberts. First used on the day of the Fantasy Springs #2 concert, July 21, 2012.

Betterer More better than better. This word is in the Adam Lambert song “Music Again”.

Big Mr. Sunshine The Adam Lambert version of Little Miss Sunshine.

Black Swan A statistical anomaly. An extremely rare occurrence. Term was first applied to Adam by Sunn.

Bradam The pairing of Brad (Cheeks) and Adam

Cheeks Adam’s ex, Brad Bell

Cray cray Meaning really crazy

Crotch-tastic Fantastically crotch focused, usually to such a degree that one has a hard time looking away from the general crotchular area. ie I haven't seen any vids yet but Strut & MA seemed pretty crotch-tastic (and that was from row O). coined by @fianlly2

Dadam Adam’s Dad Eber Lambert

Dadbert Adam’s Dad Eber Lambert

Dang Dang Chinese Nickname for Adam - "dang dang" is the Chinese character for “contemporary” or “modern” doubled. It originates from the standard English to Chinese translation of “Adam”, which is Ya Dang. To make his nickname, his Chinese fans dropped the first character and doubled the second one. Also used @hoopla Magnet, which is a Dang Dang community

Dark Lord Screamanova The name the Gokey fans gave to Adam. The Glamberts are called the Loyal Minions of the Dark Lord Screamanova

Fanadamsizing Fantasizing about Adam.

Fanbert Male fan of Adam Lambert. Also see: Manbert.

Fianlly Finally - as per Adam's spelling on twitter

Fiercians 1. Residents of Planet Fierce. 2. Members of PlanetFierce.com.

Finally When something takes a really, really long time, then happens. First used by Adam Lambert when his Twitter account was hijacked then restored. Adam’s first tweet after the restoration was “FINALLY”.

Glam Vibrations Glam Nation version of good vibrations.

Glambacile Someone who is not familiar with Adam Lambert.

Glambalicious Anything that is so wonderful that Adam would just love it!

Glambert 1. Name for Adam Lambert given to him by blogger Perez Hilton. 2. A group of Adam Lambert fans.

Glambertainment Any form of entertainment by Adam such as performances, talk shows, television appearances, radio interviews, etc.

Glamberting (see Lamberting) What your friends/family/coworkers say you are doing when you’re looking at all things Adam.

Glambertize As in fixing oneself up so that you look a fraction as good as Adam. Example: Girl please go glambertize yourself, ‘cause you’re looking a hot mess right now.

Glambilly Redneck Adam fan and proud of it.

Glamboyant 1. The way Adam looks when he is happy. 2. The way Adam fans feel when they get a chance to meet him. 3. A way to describe Adam - he is someone who is an extrovert who embodies the qualities of style, fabulousness, & intelligent wit.

Glambulance Glam Ambulance; what one has to be escorted out in after an epic Adam performance

Glambulge 1. Word used to describe Adam Lambert's glamorous and huge penis; also, the word used to describe the trifecta within Adam's crotchular zone. 2. If you need to ask, you shouldn’t know.

Glamdiggers A style of pants with lace up sides usually worn in warm weather. They are designed to end mid-calf or just below the calf. More recently, the length of the pants has been shortened to just below the knee in some designs usually made with leather or Egyptian cotton.

Glaminate To seal in glitter - what we do before concerts. (4everadam)

Glaminator Adam the Terminator

Glammit Glam + Dammit; a term used in itself

Glamorize To make anything sparkly either literally or figuratively.

Glamouflage The act of covering up your Adam Lambert obsession around friends and family

Glamping Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

Glamulicious What Adam would taste like. (4everadam)

Glitter Baby Nickname for Tommy Joe Ratliff, who plays bass for Adam (see also Babyboy).

Glitter Cow Developed by the snark-masters on VFTW, this label was intended as an insult to Adam Lamberts older female fans. Some Adam fans decided that they liked it and have now adopted it.

Glitterier More glittery than glittery.

Glitterosexual All that are attracted to Adam; regardless of your sex or usual sexual orientation

Glittery Alien from Planet Fierce Adam, the term was originally coined by his brother Neil

GoCheeksGo Online ID for Brad Bell (Adam's ex)

Joan Jett Jimmy Kimmel’s nick name for Adam Lambert.

Kradam The pairing of Adam Lambert and Kris Allen

Kradison Kris + Adam + Allison

Lam-cation A vacation planned around one or more Adam performances.

Lambercrastination Procrastinating on doing things non-Adam-related.

Lamberlove That unexplainable feeling of intoxication and addiction we have for Adam.

Lamberman A man who loves Adam, like Randy Jackson. Also see: LamberMancrush.

lam-bert n: unit of brightness or luminance

Lamberting (see Glamberting) What your friends/family/coworkers say you are doing when you’re looking at all things Adam.

Lambertize 1. Adam makes every song his own - the song has been Lambertized. 2. Loosing interest in all other music after hearing Adam Lambert.

Lambots People who are mesmerized by Adam Lambert’s awesomeness.

Lamvert Someone who wasn't originally a fan but has converted into one

Loyal Minion of the Dark Lord Screamanova A member of a sect of Lambert followers.

Manbert An adult male fan of Adam Lambert.

Mombert Adam’s Mom, Leila Lambert

Negative Neil Blog by Adam’s brother, Neil Lambert

Planet Fierce The origin planet of Fierciens and the ancestors of The Glittery Alien. Located approximately 2.2 billion Earth light years from Planet Earth in the “Eye of Horus” galaxy.

Pluck Alternative word for F.... From Leno interview

Ship/shipper "Ship" is short for "relationship." If you are an X and Y "shipper," i.e. you want those two characters to be together. "I ship Kradam" it means you support the relationship/pairing of Kris and Adam.

ShivAdam Adam the cosmic dancer who performs his divine dance to destroy the outdated and weary universe and start the process of creation

Skeerd Worried, nervous, anxious, or scared. "I'm not skeerd.", see Adam's audition

Stan/Stanning To describe an (over)involved fan

Twat A tweet that has no purpose or is filled with utter nonsense. Adam coined this phrase in a late night Twitter session with fans in summer 2009.

Uncle Soy Sauce Nickname for Monte Pittman. In Chinese "just to get SOY SAUCE" has been used in conversations from 'showing you don't care' to 'nothing happening around you can phase you'. Since Monte is calm no matter how much hot action Adam has got going on, fans call him Uncle Soy Sauce.

Xanadam Idyllic, beautiful place you get transported to when listening to Adam sing Soaked or Broken Open; luxurious pleasure dome created by Adam’s music.

STANDARD CHAT, E-MAIL, WEB, TWITTER AND COMMENT SLANG AND ACRONYMS

Terms/expressions with (tw) after them are ones that are mostly used in Twitter, but naturally can be used in other media as well (and vice-versa - other terms mentioned here are also used in Twitter).


*ys* You Stinker

@reply (tw) The @reply means a Twitter update (a tweet) that is directed to another user in reply to their update. An @reply will be saved in the user's "Replies" tab. Replies are sent either by clicking the 'reply' icon next to an update or typing @username message (e.g., @user I saw that movie too).

ab/abt (tw) Short for "about." This chat abbreviation is frequently seen on Twitter.

adventuritter (tw) Slang term used to describe a Twitterer who is adventurous.

attwaction (tw) Slang term used to describe an attraction between two users.

a/s/l or asl Age/Sex/Location - (used to ask a chatter their personal information)

AAK Alive And Kicking

AAR At Any Rate

AAS Alive And Smiling

ADN Any Day Now

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFK Away From the Keyboard

AFN That's All For Now

AOTA All Of The Above

attwicted (tw) Slang term used to describe someone who is addicted to Twitter.

AV Avatar - Graphical representation (a picture) often used in chat rooms to depict a person that is in the room and chatting.

B (tw) A shorthand version of "be" often used on Twitter.

b/c (tw) Short for "because."

b/f Boyfriend (also shown as bf, B/F, or BF)

b4 Before

BAK Back At Keyboard (I'm back)

Bberrytweet (tw) Slang term that refers to using a Blackberry device to send a tweet on Twitter.

BBL Be Back Later

BBS Be Back Soon

BCNU I'll Be Seeing You.

beetweet (tw) Slang term used to describe a "hot tweet." Usually this is a popular, trending topic on Twitter and many users will retweet a beetweet.

BEG Big Evil Grin

BFN (tw) Short for "bye for now."

BFN Bye For Now

bgd (tw) A shortened form of "background" often used on Twitter.

Bird-of-mouth (tw) Slang term that refers to the use of Twitter to circulate news and information.

BMA Bite My A** (became popular with the Simpson's cartoon show)

boot To get kicked out of a chat room, or have to restart the computer because you couldn't talk in the chat room anymore.

BR Best Regards

BRB Be Right Back

BRH Be Right Here

BSEG Big S**t Eatin Grin

BTA But Then Again....

btw BeTWeen you and me ...

BTW By The Way

Celebrity syndrome (tw) This Twitter phrase refers to a situation in which a non-celebrity mistakenly believes he or she is a celebrity. Users with celebrity syndrome will not follow a significant number of Twitter users.

chat room A web page where people gather using software that allows them to talk to one another in real time.

chk (tw) A shorthand version of "check" often used on Twitter.

cld (tw) A shortened version of "could" often used on Twitter.

clk (tw) A shortened version of "click" often used on Twitter.

CNP Continued in Next Post (seen more on message boards than chat)

co-twitterer (tw) Slang term used to describe a second person who tweets on a single Twitter account.

CP Chat Post

crank tweet (tw) Similar to a "crank phone call," a misleading tweet.

cre8 (tw) Often seen on Twitter, it means "create."

CRS Can't Remember S**t

CU See You - also posted as cya

CUL8R See You Later

CUOL See You On Line

CUS Can't Understand S**t (stuff)

cuttweet (tw) Sometimes simply known as "CT," this slang term refers to a retweet that is a shortened version of the original.

CYA See Ya

D/L, DL, d/l, dl Downloading, or Download it.

da (tw) Often used on Twitter, shortened version of "the."

daily twitamin (tw) A slang term that refers to a tweet that contains useful knowledge that is easy to take in and remember. It is a "daily vitamin" for Twitterers.

dd, ds, dh Darling or Dear: Dear Son, Dear Daughter, or Dear Husband. Usually exchanged in family chats.

DDSOS Different Day, Same Old S**t

deets (tw) A shortened version of "details" often found on Twitter.

DEGT Don't Even Go There (I don't want to talk about it)

detweet (tw) Slang term used to describe a tweet you made, then deleted.

DIKU Do I Know You?

direct message (DM) (tw) Short for direct message, it is the function of the Twitter service that enables you to send a private message (direct message) to a person you are following.

DIS Did I Say

DNW DO NOT WANT!

drive thru tweet (tw) Refers to a tweet sent by an individual while he or she is at a restaurant drive-thru.

drive-by-tweet (tw) A fast tweet posted by an individual while he or she is in between tasks.

drunktwittering (tw) The act of posting on Twitter while intoxicated.

Dweet (tw) Slang term used to describe a tweet that has been sent by a user who is drunk.

eavestweeting (tw) The act of eavesdropping on other Twitter conversations.

EG Evil Grin

egotwistical (tw) Slang term used to describe a user who talks about himself on Twitter. It is a combination of the words "egotistical and Twitter."

EM/eml (tw) Shorthand versions of "e-mail" routinely used on Twitter.

EM E-Mail

EMA (tw) An acronym for "e-mail address" used on Twitter.

EMA E-mail Address (example: ?ema or ema? = what is your email address)

emergaTweet (tw) Also known as emergetweet, refers to a tweet sent out during an emergency when 911 is unavailable.

EOT End Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)

ETA Edited To Add

EZ Easy (one of the really old ones)

F2F Face To Face

fab (tw) A shortened version of “fabulous” frequently used on Twitter.

Fail Whale (tw) On the Twitter site, the Fail Whale is an image of a whale held up by birds and nets. This image shows that Twitter has been overloaded or that a failure occurred within the service.

FAQ Frequently Asked Question

FAV (tw) The FAV action on Twitter lets you mark a person's last message as a favorite message to be displayed in your Favorites Tab. To use FAV, type FAV username.

FISH First In Still Here (someone who is on line TOO much)

FITB Fill In The Blanks

flame To insult someone. Used when a person asks a stupid question, or says something rude to irritate the users of a chat room or message board.

FOCL Falling Off Chair - Laughing

Follower/following (tw) On Twitter, blogs, and other social media sites, a follower is someone who subscribes to receives your updates. On the Twitter Web site "following" someone means you will see their messages in your own personal timeline. Twitter lets you see all the people you follow and also who is following you.

FollowFriday (FF, or #followfriday) (tw) On Twitter, FollowFriday is a recommendation. It is used to call attention to a user's favorite followers and favorite people on Twitter. When you tweet a FF message, you are recommending that your followers also check out the people you mention in your post. When you send a FollowFriday message, you include #followfriday in your update so it can can be searched for using that hash tag.

forum What todays message boards are called. Often using php as defining language to quickly write 'real time' messages and replies to a web site (or page)

friendapalooza (tw) A slang term used to describe a situation in which a twitterer adds many friends within a short time period.

friendscrapping (tw) A slang term related to Twitter that refers to an individual adding all of a friend’s friends as his or her own.

FTL (tw) An acronym frequently used on Twitter in place of the phrase “for the loss.”

FTS F*** This S***

FTW (tw) An acronym frequently used on Twitter in place of the phrase “for the win.”

fu f*** you (If you can't figure this one out, you shouldn't be on line)

FUBAR "Fouled" Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition

FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt

FWIW For What It's Worth

FYI For Your Information

g/f Girlfriend (also shown as gf, G/F, or GF)

GA Go Ahead

GAL Get A Life

gest Gesture ... a small multimedia file played over the internet, usually expressing an emotion or comment.

GFN Gone For Now

GGOH Gotta Get Outta Here

GMTA Great Minds Think Alike

GR&D Grinning, Running, and Ducking.

GR Gotta Run

GTR Got To Run

GTRM Going To Read Mail (leaving chat room to check email)

H&K Hugs and Kisses

HAC Hot Adult Contemporary

hack Person who breaks into software, or disrupts a chat room.

HAGD Have A Good Day

HAGO Have A Good One

Halsoft Name of a company that purchased the brand of Chat that Excite offered, now a pay as you go service.

HAND (tw) An acronym often used on Twitter, stands for “have a nice day.”

Hash tag (tw) A hash tag or hashtag is a way of organizing your updates for Twitter search engines. Users prefix a message with a community-driven hash tag to enable others to discover relevant posts. One commonly used hash tag on Twitter is #followfriday where users network by providing the names of their favorite people to follow on Twitter.

HB Hurry Back

Hivemind (tw) This is a term used to refer to the combined intelligence of all Twitter users.

Hosts Refers to the people that are running the chat room, they usually have the ability to kick a person off due to rude behavior.

HTH Hope That Helps

huggles Hugs

IAC In Any Case

IANAL I'm Am Not A Lawyer (expect an uninformed opinion)

IB I'm Back

IC (tw) Often used on Twitter, shorthand version for “I see.”

IC I See

ICQ I Seek You. A computer program used to communicate instantly over the Internet.

ICYMI (tw) Short for "in case you missed it", the abbreviation may appear in a tweet that is a repost from the same person, just in case their followers missed it the first time it was tweeted.

IDEK I don't even know (see IDK)

IDGI I don't get it!

idk (tw) An abbreviated form of “I don’t know” frequently used on Twitter.

IDK I don't know (see IDEK)

IDN I Don't kNow

IDTS I Don't Think So

IIRC If I recall correctly, or If I remember correctly

IKR I know, right? A kind of agreement

ILU or ILY I Love You

IM Instant Message

IMHO In My Humble Opinion (or In My Honest Opinion)

IMO In My Opinion

intwituation/intwituated (tw) Slang terms used to describe a situation in which someone is infatuated with another Twitter user.

IOH I'm Out of Here

IOW In Other Words

IRL (see RL) in real life

ITA I totally agree

IYKWIM If you know what I mean.

IYO In Your Opinion

JAS Just A Second

JIC Just In Case

JK Just Kidding

JMO Just My Opinion

JW Just Wondering

k, K, or kk O. K.

KIT Keep In Touch

L8R Later (an early one, kind of outdated with current 'young geeks')

LFFAO Laughing My F***(freaking) Ass Off

LMAO Laughing My Ass Off

LOL Laughing Out Loud

LTNS Long Time No See

LTS Laughing To ones Self

LY I Love Ya.

LYL Love You Lots

Message Board A web page where people write comments, and those comments are than added to that web-page for others to view. Used to carry on conversation, request information, and relay messages.

microblog (tw) A type of blog that lets users publish short text updates. Bloggers can usually use a number of services for the updates including instant messaging, e-mail, or Twitter. The posts are called micro posts, while the act of using these services to update your blog is called microblogging.

mistweet (tw) Slang term used to describe a tweet that you later regret having sent.

MTE My thoughts exactly!

MUG Refers to a new user of that chat program, goes back to Excite VP days when the AV (or icon) that represented someone new was a picture of a coffee mug.

NE1 Anyone

newbie refers to a person who is new to an area or technology. Also seen as nube, nooby, nubie, nb, etc.

neweeter (tw) A slang term used to describe a new tweeter.

NFW No Feasible (or F***ing) Way

NGL not gonna lie...

NIMBY Not In My Back Yard

NM Never Mind

NP No Problem

NRN 1. No Response Necessary 2. Not Right Now

NSFW Not Safe For Work, used when linking to unusual or "questionable" material or websites, of course, YMMV on what is "questionable" or not - always best to err on the side of caution.

NT No Thanks

NTS (tw) Short for note to self. This chat abbreviation is frequently used on Twitter.

OBTW Oh, By The Way.

OF Old Fart, someone who has been around for a while.

OH (tw) Short for overheard. This chat abbreviation is used on Twitter, often in place of RT (retweet) when the user does not want to provide the username of the follower they are quoting.

OIC Oh, I See

OJ Only Joking

OK Only Kidding

OL the Old Lady

OM the Old Man

OMG Oh My Gosh (although it's usually used with the Lords name in place of "gosh")

OT Off Topic

OTE Over The Edge (beyond common sense or beyond good taste)

OTH Off The Hook: Something is really popular, or hot. Very exciting.

OTOH On The Other Hand ...

OTOMH Off the Top of My Head ...

OTR Off The Rack: Saying that something is outside the ordinary.

OTT Over the top, extreme

OTWv On The Way ... I've sent a file to you, it's "On the way"

P911 My parents are in the room. P=Parents, and 911=emergency, in other words either drop the subject, or watch the language.

PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff (often referring to computer technology)

PCMCIA 1. People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang). 2. Personal Computer Memory Cards International Association

PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

peep this Hey, listen to this, I've got some interesting news.

peeps People. example: "There sure are a lot of peeps in this room" - meaning a lot of people are in the chat room.

PITA Pain In The Ass

PLZ Please

PMJI Pardon Me for Jumping In (when you enter into a new conversation)

poof When someone leaves a chat room, often seen as *poof* as in boy he *poofed* in a hurry.

POS Parents are looking Over my Shoulder.

POTS 1. Parents Over The Shoulder - (My parents are watching, I can't really talk). 2. Plain Old Telephone Service

PPL People

PRT (tw) Short for Please ReTweet. This is a notation added to the end of a Tweet. PRT shows the user is asking others to retweet their post.

QT Cutie

r/t Real Time (also: RT, or rt)

Retweet (tw) Abbreviated as RT, retweet is used on Twitter to show you are tweeting something that was posted by another user. The format is RT @username where username is the Twitter name of the person you are retweeting.

RFC Request For Comments (used more in newsgroups, a page or pages that supply technical information)

RL Real Life (as opposed to being online)

RM Ready Made: pre-existing

ROFL Rolling On Floor, Laughing

ROTF Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)

ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing F(***ing) My Ass Off

RSN Real Soon Now

RTFM Read The "Flippin" Manual (response to beginner question on net, chat, newsgroups, etc.)

RU aRe yoU?

SEG Shit Eating Grin

SFF Suffer for fashion - which means you dress fabulously whether it's comfortable or not.

SH Same Here

SMS Short Message Service (more cell phones and pagers than chat rooms and the Internet)

SN Screen Name. The name or moniker selected by person in an IM or chat program. ex: My "SN" in vp was "-lone.wolf"

SNAFU Situation Normal, All "Fouled" Up

SNS/social networking site (tw) The phrase used to describe any website that enables users to create public profiles within that Web site and form relationships with other users of the same website. Social networking sites can be used to describe community-based websites, online discussions forums, chat rooms and other social spaces online.

SO Significant Other

SOL Shit Out Of Luck

SOS Same Old S**t (stuff)

SOTA State Of The Art (latest technology)

SPST Same Place, Same Time

SSDD Same S**t, Different Day

STFU Shut the f*ck up!

STHU Shut the hell up!

STR8 Straight (can refer to sex, or DSTR8 as in Damn Straight)

STW Search The Web

SY Sincerely Yours

SYL See You Later

TAFN That's All For Now

TBH to be honest

TC Take Care

TFH Thread From Hell (a topic or discussion that won't stop - esp. newsgroups)

TGIF Thank Goodness It's Friday

THIS (see WORD) expression of agreement

THX Thanks!

TIA Thanks In Advance

TL;DR Too long; didn’t read

TM Text Message (often refers to communications with text over cell phones)

TMB (tw) Short for Tweet me back.

TMI Too much information!

TNT 'Til Next Time

TPS That's Pretty Stupid

TPTB The Powers That Be (can sometimes refer to the people that are running the chat room or server)

TrashTweeter (tw) Refers to a twitterer who talks trash in his or her posts.

TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face: Can be with either laughter, or due to saddness.

TS Tough S**t

TSFY Tough S**t For You

TTFN Ta-Ta For Now

TTTT These Things Take Time

TTYL Talk To You Later

twabe (or twabes) (tw) Slang terms often used on Twitter to refer to a young woman. Can also be used as a flattering term that has roughly the same meaning as “dear” or “sweetheart.”

twabstinence (tw) A slang term used to describe someone’s decision to cut back on their Twitter time because it is preventing them from completing their work or other important daily tasks.

twabulous (tw) A slang term used to describe a fabulous tweet.

Twaffic (tw) Slang term used to mean "Twitter traffic."

Twalking (tw) Slang term used to describe someone who is walking while they tweet, using a mobile device.

twart (tw) A slang term meaning “Twitter art.”

Twebay (tw) Slang term used to describe selling (or promoting) an eBay item on Twitter.

Tweeple (tw) Meaning Twitter people. It is used to refer to or describe Twitter users.

Tweet (tw) Describes a Twitter update. A tweet is basically whatever you type into the Web box to answer that question, using 140 characters or less. People tweet personal messages, random thoughts, post links, or anything else that fits in the character requirements.

tweetaholic (tw) The term used to describe someone who has a problematic addiction to Twitter.

tweeter (tw) Refers to a person who send tweets on the Twitter service (same as Twitterer).

tweeterboxes (tw) Slang term used to refer to Twitter users who "tweet excessively."

tweetorial (tw) Slang term used to describe tutoring or lecturing on or about Twitter. Some industry speakers use the term to describe a live event where a lecture on a Twitter topic is given (e.g., a seminar or event that teaches people how to use Twitter), while others use the term to describe giving a lecture on Twitter. Here the host speaker will use a special designated hash tag so others can follow the lecture on Twitter.

tweetroduce (tw) Slang term used to describe the situation in which a user introduces one follower to another.

tweetsult (tw) Slang for an insult sent using Twitter.

twegal advice (tw) Slang term for legal advice that is sent on twitter using 140 characters or less.

twerminology (tw) A slang term meaning “Twitter terminology.”

twettiquette (tw) Short for Twitter etiquette. It is a slang term used to describe acceptable Twitter behavior.

Twewbie (tw) Short for Twitter newbie. It is a slang term used to describe someone who is new to Twitter.

TwinkedIn (tw) Slang term used to describe someone who invites their Twitter friends to interact with them on LinkedIn.

twis (tw) Slang term used to describe a 'dis' on a fellow Twitter user.

Twishing (tw) A combination of the words "Twitter and phishing". It is the act of sending a message to a Twitter user in an attempt to obtain his or her name and password. The message may instruct the recipient to visit a Web site where he or she is asked to log in. The Web site, however, is bogus and set up only to steal the user's information.

Twitosphere (tw) An expression used to describe the "World of Twitter."

twittcrastination (tw) Slang term that refers to using Twitter as a form of procrastination.

twitterage (tw) Slang term describing feelings of rage experienced as a result of a Twitter post.

Twitterapps (tw) Short for Twitter applications. It is the phrase used to describe any application that integrates with the twitter service. May also be called Twitter tools or Twitter add-ons.

twitterati (tw) Slang term that refers to 'A-list' Twitter users.

Twitterer (tw) Refers to a person who send tweets on the Twitter service.

Twitterfly (tw) A social butterfly on Twitter. A Twitterfly uses the @ sign in many messages, showing they have a lot of Twitter friends to talk with or mention in their updates.

Twitter-ific (tw) Short for Twitter and terrific. It is a slang term used to describe something terrific you find on Twitter.

twitterpated (tw) Slang term describing the feeling one experiences when messages on Twitter become overwhelming.

twitterphoria (tw) Slang term describing the feelings of elation one experiences when they add someone as a friend and the person adds them in return.

Twittworking (tw) Short for Twitter networking. It is a slang term used to describe Twitterers who use Twitter to network.

TY Thank You

TYT Take Your Time

TYVM Thank You Very Much

U (tw) This shorthand form of “you” is frequently found on Twitter.

UNF Universal Noise of Fucking

US You Suck

USA Until Sides Ache: Usually used with one of the laughter acronyms such as "lolusa" Laughing Out Loud Until my Sides Ache. I've also heard that some folks substitute ush for "Until Sides Hurt". rotflolush = rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, until my sides hurt.

UV Unpleasant Visual

UW yoU're Welcome

UY Up Yours

VP Virtual Places: A brand of chat offered by Excite in the late 90s and early 2000.

VPPH Virtual Places Page Host

WB Welcome Back (you say this when someone returns to a chat room)

WC WelCome

WEG Wicked Evil Grin

WEU What's Eating You?

WFM Works For Me

WIIFM What's In It For Me?

WORD (see THIS) expression of wholehearted agreement, '80s-style

woz (tw) Slang for "was," this term is frequently found on Twitter.

WRT With Regard To

WT? What The ...? or Who the ...?

WTAF What the actual f*ck?

WTF What The F**K

WTG Way to go!

WTGP? Want To Go Private? (move to a private chat room)

wtv (tw) A shorthand form of "whatever" often found on Twitter.

WWJD What Would Jesus Do?

YAA Yet Another Acronym

YBS You'll Be Sorry

ykyat (tw) An acronym standing for "you know you’re addicted to..." that is frequently used on Twitter.

YL Young Lady

YM Young Man

YMMV Your Mileage May Vary, or you may have a different opinion

yoyo (tw) An acronym that stands for "you’re on your own" that is often used on Twitter.

YR Yea, Right. (sarcastic)

YVW You're Very Welcome

YW You're Welcome

ztwitt (tw) A slang term that means "to tweet extremely fast."

This is going to be very handy, thank you miachichu!

I noticed you didn't have GNAFL = Grammy Nominated Adam Fucking Lambert.

Lindag23, YW! ;D

Yes, GNAFL was originally left out because I had seen two definitions (one being the Grammy Nominated AFL and other not worth mentioning) of it and I wasn't sure which one was correct. Q3 added it, thank you!