The Moon Garden Lounge

Not here a lot but couldn't let this one pass. Wicked wicked wit miss Juniemoon!

Adam will get his own show on one of the cable network stations where he will review all manner of things regularly, interview guests and sing with his musical guests. His own music will be played at the beginning of each show to introduce him and to take viewers to each commercial. He will sometimes please viewers by being his own musical guest and having his light/dark side interview himself.

Hi everyone! My prediction is that Adam joins Queen for real and records an album with the songs that Freddie and the other members of Queen wrote that were never recorded or sung. It is wildly successful of course.

Adam is cast as a CIA operative who is captured by the PrezCor, a group of terrorists with no scruples. They believe Adam has information they need and he is interrogated. Adam is the anchor of an underground assignment, Code Name..'WhyMe?'

No type of interrogation is too much for Adam F. Rant. He laughs at his opponents and chooses extinction before revealing any top secrets. The go is rough but just as the PrezCor decides how to rid themselves of this invincible man, a small man with pink-framed square lenses flaunts into the room. 'I know how to break Rant'..PinkyP says, smugly.

Adam knows that he must escape but is there time? Just as he thinks he has found a way out of the musky, dank place he has been stashed in, the door opens and a light appears.

In comes a muscular man with a booming voice, who immediately breaks into a rendition of 'Outlaws of Love'...flat, totally off-pitch flat. Ruz the Crow. The Breaker.

Adam Rant, free of his bonds, begins to cover his ears, screaming uncontrollably. He will lose his mind if Crow sings any longer. Crow approaches menacingly, his voice increasing ever in volume. He is in Rant's face. Now any information will flow. That is the Breaker's job. PinkyP jumps up and down in glee!

'No more', Adam Rant screams!!! But before he can say anything else, The Breaker puts his hand over Adam's mouth and whispers..'I can sing on pitch too..follow me..I'm your CIA cover.'

Shoving PinkyP into the wall with a thud, Adam L. Rant and Ruz the Crow rush the door, finding it surprisingly underdefended. But the Pink One had a plan..and guards rush to assist. 'Shady', man.

Looking at each other knowingly, the two CIA operatives break into a rousing rendition of 'Come To Me, Bend To Me' and all guards faint on the spot. It is just too much sensory overload for one to bear.

Grinning, Adam Rant and Ruz the Crow break through the remaining door to find their helio ready to rescue them from PrezCor's talons. PinkyP stumbles in time to see them depart, crying...'You're MINE, Rant! I'm not DONE WITH YOU!!

Rant and Ruz give each other an acknowledging look and sing..'No Trespassing, you fuzzy little ass, or you'll get a load of us'..Yeah.

Off into the sunset..another op a success. But this one was close. Rant retires in Bali and Ruz goes on to a brilliant career in the opera.

The End ;D