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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 20:20:54 GMT -5
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Post by SophieB on Sept 15, 2013 20:21:55 GMT -5
Adam : Fantasy competition Well - I've read the rules and I know it's not meant to be about me and it's not meant to be about sex....
So this is about my husband - thus satisfying both rules above! ---------------------------------- Most of you know I recently underwent major surgery for a total face and body transformation - thank you all for your suggestions (!) but I wanted something classy so I went for the Pamela Anderson Package. Won't ever sleep on my front again but worth every penny. Here's a photograph of me and my dear Hubby, who is in fact, younger than me. (Ssshhh! don't tell Proboards or my local radio station).  But then everyone kept asking me if my ‘father’ was warm enough, etc.....DH wasn't happy. Then one night, he caught me tweeting Adam - you know, important things I'd always wanted to know but hadn't dared ask (what his favourite colour was; what had Madonna told him when he met her for two minutes; do his lace up pants actually lace up or is there a secret zip....) and we had a blazing row. I told him it wasn't that deep and he just kept saying he knew I was having fun. Soon after that he crept up behind me when I was on the computer, engrossed for hours in the state of European Economics. As luck would have it, I’d just taken a break to play the slo-mo gif of Adam jumping up and down at St Jean sur Richelieu...... (oh, how I love to watch young people jumping for joy so innocently) and - well –suddenly my man was threatening to leave me! I tried to persuade him he was wrong but knew I'd blown it when he saw me straining to watch a little stairbert, over his sobbing shoulders. O Curly – where was your patented EmergencyScreenChanger when I needed it? Our marriage had to be saved. I booked him into the world-renowned ADAM LAMBERT TRANSFORMATION CENTRE, founded in 2017 due to demand to emulate the breathtaking looks of this young man who has won Grammy after Emmy after Oscar for the last several years. There has been a lot of discussion on the board; transformation centres have sprung up all over the world; Adam has made billions of dollars. After a long consultation, we decided to go for the AdamLambertSuperPackage.... (it's a truly wonderful package). I specified the facial details and I knew exactly what I wanted. I wanted the floppy, fluffy, shiny EMO hair;
the finely arched, inquisitive, dark brows;
the carved cheekbones of juicing weeks;
the faint blue shadow over stark blue eyes;
the patrician nose with the little flat bit to kiss.
I wanted the gentle ginger Melvin....
...around the freckled, full duck lips of Divas
Oh - and the ears....the darling sticky out, pointed little ears that are always so clean and pink and whisperable.... All wrapped up in the electric blue suit. After two weeks and $200,000, the bandages were removed and I got to see 'my' Adam for the first time.  You know what I want now? My money back. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 20:26:51 GMT -5
Lay Me Down available in the UK now!!!!!!
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Post by stardust on Sept 15, 2013 20:31:05 GMT -5
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Post by evergreen on Sept 15, 2013 20:33:05 GMT -5
With the Las Vegas show just a few days away, I looked up Glampoon's London intro edit - As Adam would say, "What energy!"
Then I looked for the high quality version of the Kiev concert, but it has vanished. I did find a pretty good one on YouTube, though. It begins with commentary, and the concert starts about 16 minutes in. For anyone who has not seen the Kiev concert, it was a live television broadcast, shown in full without interruption, and the sound and production is excellent.
I am so hoping we will have the same kind of keepsake of the concert on Friday.
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Post by evergreen on Sept 15, 2013 20:40:02 GMT -5
4EverAdam and SophieB - both great FanTasies! The field has gotten pretty crowded in this competition, and it's been great fun reading all the entries. Thanks!! ![]() ![]()
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 20:44:08 GMT -5
Adam : Fantasy competition Well - I've read the rules and I know it's not meant to be about me and it's not meant to be about sex....
So this is about my husband - thus satisfying both rules above! ---------------------------------- Most of you know I recently underwent major surgery for a total face and body transformation - thank you all for your suggestions (!) but I wanted something classy so I went for the Pamela Anderson Package. Won't ever sleep on my front again but worth every penny. Here's a photograph of me and my dear Hubby, who is in fact, younger than me. (Ssshhh! don't tell Proboards or my local radio station). But then everyone kept asking me if my ‘father’ was warm enough, etc.....DH wasn't happy. Then one night, he caught me tweeting Adam - you know, important things I'd always wanted to know but hadn't dared ask (what his favourite colour was; what had Madonna told him when he met her for two minutes; do his lace up pants actually lace up or is there a secret zip....) and we had a blazing row. I told him it wasn't that deep and he just kept saying he knew I was having fun. Soon after that he crept up behind me when I was on the computer, engrossed for hours in the state of European Economics. As luck would have it, I’d just taken a break to play the slo-mo gif of Adam jumping up and down at St Jean sur Richelieu...... (oh, how I love to watch young people jumping for joy so innocently) and - well –suddenly my man was threatening to leave me! I tried to persuade him he was wrong but knew I'd blown it when he saw me straining to watch a little stairbert, over his sobbing shoulders. O Curly – where was your patented EmergencyScreenChanger when I needed it? Our marriage had to be saved. I booked him into the world-renowned ADAM LAMBERT TRANSFORMATION CENTRE, founded in 2017 due to demand to emulate the breathtaking looks of this young man who has won Grammy after Emmy after Oscar for the last several years. There has been a lot of discussion on the board; transformation centres have sprung up all over the world; Adam has made billions of dollars. After a long consultation, we decided to go for the AdamLambertSuperPackage.... (it's a truly wonderful package). I specified the facial details and I knew exactly what I wanted. I wanted the floppy, fluffy, shiny EMO hair;
the finely arched, inquisitive, dark brows;
the carved cheekbones of juicing weeks;
the faint blue shadow over stark blue eyes;
the patrician nose with the little flat bit to kiss.
I wanted the gentle ginger Melvin....
...around the freckled, full duck lips of Divas
Oh - and the ears....the darling sticky out, pointed little ears that are always so clean and pink and whisperable.... All wrapped up in the electric blue suit. After two weeks and $200,000, the bandages were removed and I got to see 'my' Adam for the first time. You know what I want now? My money back. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 20:46:23 GMT -5
Playing Catch up! and reading backwards ![]() Q3 so grand you are going to Vegas, don't let what happens in Vegas stay there! |
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Post by jean1010 on Sept 15, 2013 21:03:17 GMT -5
Fantasy entry:
I had a real fantasy similar to this because my only concert has been the Mid State Fair, and I was so peeved that our local paper printed a concert recommendation by a guy who knew nothing about Adam, and had never seen or even listened to him. The beautiful Japanese girl in the story was sitting next to me.
Another year, another Mid State Fair. Yawn! Preview and recommendations of this years acts time. Well, most of this should be a piece of cake, I mean Van Halen, can it get any better then that? A+ for sure. John Mayer absolutely a super star, and Rascal Flates the country loving local yokel will eat them up. Going to give both an "A". But Adam Lambert what were they thinking? He was on American Idol for God's sake! The only people that will want to see him are a few stray teenagers. I would like to give him a "D" but the powers that me want me to be somewhat supportive of the acts. I know he has a big range I'll give him kudos for that and a "C". To add insult to injury, I have to go watch this American Idol has been. It will make me feel like a octogenarian to be with a bunch of teeny-boppers.
Concert day, I dread going in an sticking out like an ancient, old thumb. The things I do for my journalistic art. Wait, where are the kids? I see lots of people as old as me. Some could even be my mother. What a diverse crowd with young old and between all so friendly and so excited. Like a giant family reunion. My seat is next to a young and beautiful Asian girl. I am shocked she told me she flew all the way from Japan to her him sing.
"So I got my boots on"- What an incredible voice! I feel like an energy wave is emanating from his being is covering the audience in a blanket of warmth and love. He is so tall and handsome. I thought he was short. How can he possibly hit notes that high with such ease? He can't really be human. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a glittery alien form another planet. And to answer his question, I am having fun.
It's 1:00 am but I have to write a rave review, and set the Tribune record straight about the incredible and talented Adam Lambert.
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