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Post by animated on Sept 16, 2013 0:15:28 GMT -5
Adam : Fantasy competition Well - I've read the rules and I know it's not meant to be about me and it's not meant to be about sex....
So this is about my husband - thus satisfying both rules above! ---------------------------------- Most of you know I recently underwent major surgery for a total face and body transformation - thank you all for your suggestions (!) but I wanted something classy so I went for the Pamela Anderson Package. Won't ever sleep on my front again but worth every penny. Here's a photograph of me and my dear Hubby, who is in fact, younger than me. (Ssshhh! don't tell Proboards or my local radio station). But then everyone kept asking me if my ‘father’ was warm enough, etc.....DH wasn't happy. Then one night, he caught me tweeting Adam - you know, important things I'd always wanted to know but hadn't dared ask (what his favourite colour was; what had Madonna told him when he met her for two minutes; do his lace up pants actually lace up or is there a secret zip....) and we had a blazing row. I told him it wasn't that deep and he just kept saying he knew I was having fun. Soon after that he crept up behind me when I was on the computer, engrossed for hours in the state of European Economics. As luck would have it, I’d just taken a break to play the slo-mo gif of Adam jumping up and down at St Jean sur Richelieu...... (oh, how I love to watch young people jumping for joy so innocently) and - well –suddenly my man was threatening to leave me! I tried to persuade him he was wrong but knew I'd blown it when he saw me straining to watch a little stairbert, over his sobbing shoulders. O Curly – where was your patented EmergencyScreenChanger when I needed it? Our marriage had to be saved. I booked him into the world-renowned ADAM LAMBERT TRANSFORMATION CENTRE, founded in 2017 due to demand to emulate the breathtaking looks of this young man who has won Grammy after Emmy after Oscar for the last several years. There has been a lot of discussion on the board; transformation centres have sprung up all over the world; Adam has made billions of dollars. After a long consultation, we decided to go for the AdamLambertSuperPackage.... (it's a truly wonderful package). I specified the facial details and I knew exactly what I wanted. I wanted the floppy, fluffy, shiny EMO hair;
the finely arched, inquisitive, dark brows;
the carved cheekbones of juicing weeks;
the faint blue shadow over stark blue eyes;
the patrician nose with the little flat bit to kiss.
I wanted the gentle ginger Melvin....
...around the freckled, full duck lips of Divas
Oh - and the ears....the darling sticky out, pointed little ears that are always so clean and pink and whisperable.... All wrapped up in the electric blue suit. After two weeks and $200,000, the bandages were removed and I got to see 'my' Adam for the first time. You know what I want now? My money back.  No words..... |
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Post by betty on Sept 16, 2013 0:18:40 GMT -5
What's that?  First rehearsal for his Drag role in Glee? ??? LOL!!! ![]() |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 0:21:41 GMT -5
What's that? First rehearsal for his Drag role in Glee? ??? LOL!!! ![]() you beat me to it - Kamar will go bonkers  |
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Post by animated on Sept 16, 2013 0:25:07 GMT -5
Adam FANtasy Contest Entry :Hi guys !! Since this is the last day to upload FANtasies , I would like to put one more . I've been thinking about what "scenario" Adam will have on Glee that will make him dress in drag . So , I wrote a scenario . Adam's name here is "Henry" ~This is for entertainment purposes only , not to be taken seriously~
*Rated T (teen) for some curse words*::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "Leave me alone""I can't believe you're still mad at me . It wasn't that much of a deal , anyways . And it happened like a week ago , Kurt . Just get over it already""You humiliated me , Henry""Oh , please" Henry sighed , rolling his eyes "It was an April fool's prank , Kurt ! All I did was put a mouse in your bag !!"Kurt side-eyed him "YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF THE AMOUNT OF EMBARRASSMENT YOU HAVE CAUSED ME"Henry stepped back a little , surprised by Kurt's angry response . "Umm , well , I do , actually ... If I had screamed that high in the middle of the class , climbed my desk , and threw my bag at the professor just like you did , I'd surely be embarrassed too.." Henry mused thoughtfully .
"You're so full of shit , you know that ?" Kurt says before turning around and walking away . "Wait , Kurt , I didn't mean to .. WAIT !! Argh .." Henry ran over to the younger boy , stopping him for a moment . "Kurt , look , I don't want you to stay mad at me"
"Oh yeah ?" Kurt replies sarcastically , raising his eyebrow .
"Yes . I want you to forgive me . Please ? I swear I would never do something like that again , ever" Henry couldn't believe he was doing this , but he really wanted the kid to forgive him . He couldn't stand the feelings of guilt . And more importantly , he wanted Kurt to talk to him again . He wasn't sure why , but he couldn't stay like this . Suddenly all those feelings of guilt turned to confusion as Kurt started laughing .
"What's so funny ?" Henry asked , a little annoyed . "Look Henry , even if you put on a fucking ridiculous show for me dressed like a French whore , moaning "Oh La La" and dancing with 10 inch heels , I still wouldn't forgive you . Now please leave me alone"Kurt hurried to his classroom , leaving Henry all dumbfounded .
"French whore ?!"
Henry's eyes widened , he's got a plan .....--------------------------------------------------------------- "RACHEL !!""What do you want , Henry ?""Look , I know you hate me , and Kurt hates me too , but I wanna make something right for once in my miserable life . Please , I'm inviting you and Kurt over to "Hooray Henry's" , my father's cabaret . Don't tell Kurt I've invited you , though , Ok ? Just tell him that you've heard of this really good cabaret and that you want to go with him""Umm, Ok ?""Please do come . I'm begging you !!""Ok , Henry , I'll come and bring him with me . Can Santana and Dani come too ?"Henry paused ... Was he willing to put on a show like *that* in front of that many people ? "Yes , bring them . But only them , ok ?""Alright . See you tonight ?""Yes , goodbye , Rachel"
Henry rushed home , a mischievous smile on his face .------------------------------------------------------------------- "I think this is it" Rachel gets out of the car and starts walking to the cabaret . "I don't think it's open ? I don't hear any music" Santana says . She was right , and it was really odd .
"It's 9 p.m. , it has to be open" Kurt muses "Besides , look at that man over there , I think he opens the door for us ?"Kurt was right , and they all got into the cabaret , But found it completely empty .
"Where's everybody ?" Dani complained as they sat down at the center table , right in front of the stage .
"Now THIS is weird" Santana said as she looked around . All the lights went out for a brief moment , and a spotlight was directed to the stage , on it , a woman dressed in a tuxedo welcomed them . "Ladies and Gentlemen , welcome to the Moulin Rouge"The curtains went up , and four very "feminine" silhouettes were revealed , "Lady Marmalade" started playing . "Oh I love this song !!" Santana clapped excitedly . The first silhouette came out to the spotlight , and started singing the first part of the song , while the others stayed in the dark , but also danced along to the sexy , sultry music . "Those heels look too high . Almost 10 inches !!" Rachel exclaimed .
"Haha , they look like French prostitutes !!" Dani added . Kurt laughed . The situation was a tad bit suspicious but the show before him was too good for him to care . The lights , the fashion (or lack there of) , the song , it was a ridiculously awesome show .
"That silhouette looks taller than normal" Rachel noted .
"Her shoulders look broader than normal , too" Kurt added . Then gasped .
"NO FUCKING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!"The "Taller than normal" silhouette came into the spotlight . Dressed in a sexy , skintight mini dress , fishnet stockings , long gloves , heels , and long , black hair , she sang the last part of the song , belting out notes in a way that only one person could ."OH SHIT , IS THAT HENRY ?! WHERE IS MY DAMN PHONE !! I NEED TO RECORD THIS !!" Santana jumped from her seat , searching for her phone . Rachel and Dani were both shocked as Henry sang and danced . "I gotta admit , he has better legs than mine" Rachel confessed , her eyes still transfixed on Henry . Kurt was in a trance . His eyes were so wide , his heart was beating so fast , his hands were shaking , his jaw was on the floor , he didn't know whether to laugh hysterically , or die right there in that very moment .
He remembers what he told Henry that morning . He remembers it well .
He said he wouldn't forgive him even if he dressed like a French whore and put on a ridiculous show with 10 inch heels .
He told that to Henry because he was sure it would never happen .
Yet there Henry was , dancing on stage , plastered in makeup , werking the heels , shaking his booty like nobody's business .
He had to admit , though , Henry looked fabulous .
Henry ended the song with a glorious high note , followed by a sexily moaned "Oh La La" .
Kurt almost died laughing at that . Right , he told him to moan "Oh La La" , too .
Gosh !!
He could NOT believe this ."Alright , so , welcome to Hooray Henry's , everybody . Now before anyone asks anything , I'll answer : I dedicate that performance to Kurt Hummel"All three girls turned to Kurt , who in turn hid his face with his hands . "There , don't hide , buddy . I'm sure Kurt already knows the reason I did this , but for the ones are dying to know : I want Kurt to forgive me for what I've done . Kurt , I'm sorry for putting a mouse in your bag and scaring the living shit out of you . I'm also sorry for the fact that you got kicked out of the classroom after screaming so much and throwing your bag at the professor . You told me that even if I put on a show for you dressed like this , you wouldn't forgive me .
Well , then , here I am , I've done everything you've said , and , well , you said you wouldn't , but , will you forgive me ? Please ?"
Kurt , speechless , could only nod , as he finally got up and started walking towards Henry . "Yes , I forgive you" He hugs the taller man . "Aww , that's so cute" Dani sighed . "Alright enough fluffiness . Would you guys like to drink something ?" Henry breaks the hug , walking off the stage with difficulty . "I hate heels" He adds , making everybody laugh . "Well you sure know how to dance with them" Kurt teases him . "That wasn't me dancing , it was my alter-ego""Yeah , right .."Kurt would never , ever , ever forget this moment .
And neither will Santana , as the whole thing was safe and secure in her phone .**Le Fin**:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Alright so this was like a fanfic or something . But it's a FANtasy as well , cause I would love Adam to something like this , hahah . I had so much fun writing this , LOL ! Hope you guys enjoyed it  *Kamar! it's so good! wowowow! when I finished the post,I was wondering sth that made me fresh! about fabulous points & imaginations. Kamar* always writes clear & strong that includes new & funny stories! my friend! your story is perfect & I read that slowly! because I was want to read & imagine every part! such as Kurt,Henry,wowo!! especially,Imagine Henry as drag queen! is so good! I mean,Story theme & it's reasoning is so strong & really fantasy! Congratulation for your talent! have a so nice day Glam kitty!  |
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Post by betty on Sept 16, 2013 0:26:35 GMT -5
What's that? First rehearsal for his Drag role in Glee? ??? LOL!!! ![]() you beat me to it - Kamar will go bonkers Haha, yes!  BTW, there's a second new pic that Adam posted on his Instagram!  |
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Post by aprilmarie816 on Sept 16, 2013 1:12:18 GMT -5
Ohhhhh! I asked and received. I've been really good and look what happened. Sigh. OMG.................................. *SIGH* |
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Post by aprilmarie816 on Sept 16, 2013 1:18:48 GMT -5
Isn't that tattoo the Lusus Naturae tattoo he got awhile ago? Or are we looking somewhere else on him? Lol. All I see.....is chest....... |
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Post by betty on Sept 16, 2013 2:03:35 GMT -5
Isn't that tattoo the Lusus Naturae tattoo he got awhile ago? Or are we looking somewhere else on him? Lol. All I see.....is chest....... Haha, aprilmarie, if you tear your eyes away from the chest (which is difficult, I admit! ![]() ![]() ) and look at his arm you can see some fine new lines above his infinity tattoo! (Lilybop posted a bigger pic of it on page 9!) Attachments:
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Post by aprilmarie816 on Sept 16, 2013 2:14:44 GMT -5
Isn't that tattoo the Lusus Naturae tattoo he got awhile ago? Or are we looking somewhere else on him? Lol. All I see.....is chest....... Haha, aprilmarie, if you tear your eyes away from the chest (which is difficult, I admit! ![]() ![]() ) and look at his arm you can see some fine new lines above his infinity tattoo! (Lilybop posted a bigger pic of it on page 9!) AHHH!!! See, I needed redirection, lol.....that pic is my wallpaper and didn't even see it, lol. Now I do Thanx |
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