'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: 2011‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH OUR THREADS
REST THE MEMORIES OF THIS YEAR, OF TIMES WE SAID (SIGHED) ~DED~.
SO, ‘TOPS, AS WE NESTLE ALL SNUG IN OUR BEDS,
LET THESE VISIONS OF ADAM DANCE IN OUR HEADS.
FOR A’S GOLDEN BIRTHDAY, WE ANSWERED HIS CALL…
AND RAISED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS: CLEAN WATER FOR ALL!
AND SPEAKING OF WATER, BORA BORA CALLED TOO
AND WE POURED OVER PICS OF OUR JET-SKIING TWO.
IN FEB CAME THE GRAMMYS—THOUGH IT SOUNDS KINDA AWFUL—
WE’RE SO VERY PROUD OF HIS NEW NAME: GNAFL!
AND ON THE RED CARPET, OUR MAN TOOK A STAND…
HE OPENLY--PROUDLY--HELD SAULI’S HAND!
MARCH FOUND HIM ON IDOL—AGAIN!—AFTERMATH!—
SO SWEET, SO SINCERE, DID THE DOUGIE, WE LAUGHED!
AND FIANLLY (YAY!) TO OUR ABSOLUTE GLEE,
WE GOT WHAT WE BEGGED FOR—GN LIVE DVD!
APRIL WAS BUSY, NEWNOWNEXT, NIKKA’S BOX,
AND ASCAP WITH KESHA—OH, HE’S SUCH A FOX!
IN MAY, “IT GETS BETTER” A SAID, AND IT DID—SERIOUSLY—
‘CAUSE HE SANG IN MOSCOW AND WE WATCHED—DELIRIOUSLY!
JUNE SEEMED SO LOOOOONG. “BE PATIENT” HE SAID.
I’M CHANGING DIRECTIONS, I’VE GOT LOVE IN MY HEAD.
JULY BROUGHT HIS TWEET: I PREPARE, I CREATE, I LOVE.
AND STE. AGATHE, OOL, A SONG SENT FROM ABOVE!
AS SUMMER WORE ON/COLLABORATIONS REVEALED
THAT EXCITING NEW MUSIC WAS COMING, FOR REAL!
BC JEAN, RICO LOVE, PHARRELL WILLIAMS—OH, MAN—
HURRY UP—DAMN IT ADAM, GET THIS THING IN THE CAN!
AUGUST WAS FULL: BTM WAS SOOOO COOL!
EQCA AWARD, PEACE PENDANT, DSA—ALL THAT, TOO!
IN SEPTEMBER PR GOT HIS FASHION ADVICE…
AND THE PFLAG AWARD WAS WAY BEYOND NICE!
OCTOBER BROUGHT CHANGES—LIKE DMG—AND MONTE—HONEY—
A HOOKED UP WITH NILE RODGERS, SO FU BEG FOR MONEY!
'TWAS A MONTH FRAUGHT WITH PASSION, CONFUSION, DREAD
WE WERE ANGSTY AND SADDENED, BUT MOST KEPT THEIR HEADS.
NOVEMBER WAS MAGIC, JUST FULL OF GREAT SUNDAYS!
AND NOV. 6 WAS THE
MOST FUN OF THE FUN DAYS…
SURPRISE!!!! EMAS!!!! HE KILLED IT WITH QUEEN!!!!
M&M WITH THE KIDS, AND AMA’S—HE’S REDEEMED!
AND THE VERY BEST PART OF THIS MONTH, DECEMBER,
IS WE FINALLY HEARD NEW MUSIC, SO WHO’LL REMEMBER
THAT ALL THROUGH THIS SUMMER OUR MOST FERVANT WISH
WAS THAT WE’D NEVER AGAIN HEAR THE SYLLABLE ~ISH!
HE TRAVELED TO FINLAND TO BEAU SAULI’S HOME,
AND JETLAG + VODKA = SLIGHT BUMP IN THE ROAD (ahem)
BUT ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, AND BASED ON THIS PIC,*
HE AND SAULI ARE HAPPY AND THEIR FUTURE LOOKS “SICK”! ;D
BTIKM(Bittykim), THE NEW SINGLE, HAS CREATED REAL BUZZ
IT HAS “HIT” WRITTEN ON IT, AND WE LIKE IT BECAUSE—
IT’S RADIO-FRIENDLY AND LIKELY TO RULE—
A GREAT WAY TO START 2012, ERA 2!
PROMO WILL START, TV FILM WILL BE ROLLING,
MUSIC VIDS, INTERVIEWS—STILL TROLLS WILL BE TROLLING,
“15-MINUTE-OF-FAMERS”—OH, HOW IRONIC
FOR WE
KNOW THAT OUR MAN WILL SOMEDAY BE ICONIC!
HE’S POISED FOR THE NEW YEAR TO START WITH A BANG,
SO FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS FOR AN AMAZING RIDE, GANG!
IGNORE ALL NAYSAYERS, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE,
THE NEW YEAR IS COMING AND
WE’LL SEE ADAM LIVE!!!PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE 2012 FEAST…
HE’S AFL--HE'S A MUTHAFUCKIN’ BEAST!
*INSERT SAULI CHRISTMAS PIC HERE!
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